1337 D1N05

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1337 D1N05

Postby Raptor Llama » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:10 pm

For those who know not of 1337, here's teh translation: LEET DINOS. This is about nerd/hacker dinos who PWN noobs. It's random. It's weird. And it's right here! Note: Names way be hard for those unfarmiliar with Leet Speak. Also, this is a parody of ISS, but only my characters and some made up ones I just thought of are in this, just so no one is hurt by their creation being in this spoof if you don't like it(with the exception of Crusher making a C@M30). The dialouge has also been partly translated for your convinence. Ok, 3NJ0Y!


1337 D1N05

CH@P73R 1: IN7R0.

The abandon 1NG3N trailer was sitting on 15L@ 50RN@, in the middle of the dence jungle. 6 D1N07@UR5 were inside: B100D C1@W the M3G@R@P70R, FR337@I1 the G0J1R@5@URU5, 5KU11 7@10N the V310CIR@P70R, KI11 C1@W the 7-R3X, R@B1D the C0MPY, and R@I1 7@I1 the 5PIN05@URU5. Don't ask how they fit, they just did. They each were at a computer, some Laptop and some Desktop. B100D C1@W was the leader. They were each hacking. Hacking into the 1NG3NW3B5. They did this for years, finding new things each time. Today they would find something really UB3R @W50M3.
"Hey, Guys!!!1" B100D C1@W shouted, trying to show the others what he found.
"What is it?" R@B1D said, wondering what the boss had found.
"I found this really sick game on 1IM3 W1R3 called JUR@55IC P@RK 0P3R@7I0N G3NI5I5!" B199D C1@W shouted, who had already downloaded it, and was sending it to all the other computers in the trailer.
"Hmm... very nice G@M3. But, like all G@M35, it could do with some M0DDING." R@I1 7@I1 said, already going into the files. "Well, I'm gonna make some modifacations now. Lets, see, how much money do I want..."
Then they heard a B00M outside. They all looked off there screens toward the W1ND0W, something they only did usually 3 times a Y3@R, and saw something big. They felt scared, felt that some punk D1N0 would P0WN them. They footsteps came closer...

CH@P73R 2: 7H3 DI5C0V3RY

The outside voice roared, "You've hid 2 long, FR337@I1! Time 4 U 2 get P0WN3D!" The 1337 DIN0S reconized the calles as the famed CRU5H3R, king of the I51@ND. FR337@I1 screetched, "NOOOOOOOOOOZ! I've been found outz!!!!!!!!! Imma gonna dies!!!!!!!" He franticly typed in the Computer. Suddenely, CRU5H3R dissapered, into thin air. This made every1 confused.
B100D C1@W 5N@R13D, "What did you dooz?" FR337@I1 replied, "teh last thing I sawz was 'are you sure you want to D31373 CRU5H3R.dino?' OMG, NO WAI!!!!!!!" Then, all the DIN05 realized: The program they H@CK3D into was their World. They could hack into anything on the I51@ND! B100D C1@W said, "Well, if we can hackerize teh real worldz, then letz get to Haxorizing stuff!!!!1111." All the Hackers then discussed what would change next.

Okay, I know that was short, but it's introducing the plot of the story, mainly. and Crusher makes a cameo, sorry if that's a problem. So, the rest of the story, I think you can already see.
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Postby mega raptor » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:17 pm

L337 speaking dinos, huh. I'm still very curious about how dinosaurs are using computers (and why there are almost no fics about something that isn't a dinosaur) but it was all right. Also, I'm left wondering... Are they actually speaking the numbers, or is it just how you're writing it?
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Postby Raptor Llama » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:27 pm

mega raptor wrote:L337 speaking dinos, huh. I'm still very curious about how dinosaurs are using computers (and why there are almost no fics about something that isn't a dinosaur) but it was all right. Also, I'm left wondering... Are they actually speaking the numbers, or is it just how you're writing it?


It's just how I'm writing it, although it's still considered there speaking 1337, cause the say they say it. Origanally I was going to write all the dialouge in 1337, but then I figured no one would understand it. Like try to understand the origanal dialouge of some of the stuff:

"H3Y, GUY5!!!1"

"Wh@7 I5 I7?"

And I'm already lost. And they can use computer cause they can... :D .
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Postby C S » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:38 pm

weird concept, good fan fic.
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Postby Raptor Llama » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:39 pm

Thanks. Chapter 2 is up, and guess who made a cameo?
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Postby Evil Eye » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:45 pm

in 1337 i thought A was 4 not @
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