1337 D1N05
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:10 pmFor those who know not of 1337, here's teh translation: LEET DINOS. This is about nerd/hacker dinos who PWN noobs. It's random. It's weird. And it's right here! Note: Names way be hard for those unfarmiliar with Leet Speak. Also, this is a parody of ISS, but only my characters and some made up ones I just thought of are in this, just so no one is hurt by their creation being in this spoof if you don't like it(with the exception of Crusher making a C@M30). The dialouge has also been partly translated for your convinence. Ok, 3NJ0Y!
1337 D1N05
CH@P73R 1: IN7R0.
The abandon 1NG3N trailer was sitting on 15L@ 50RN@, in the middle of the dence jungle. 6 D1N07@UR5 were inside: B100D C1@W the M3G@R@P70R, FR337@I1 the G0J1R@5@URU5, 5KU11 7@10N the V310CIR@P70R, KI11 C1@W the 7-R3X, R@B1D the C0MPY, and R@I1 7@I1 the 5PIN05@URU5. Don't ask how they fit, they just did. They each were at a computer, some Laptop and some Desktop. B100D C1@W was the leader. They were each hacking. Hacking into the 1NG3NW3B5. They did this for years, finding new things each time. Today they would find something really UB3R @W50M3.
"Hey, Guys!!!1" B100D C1@W shouted, trying to show the others what he found.
"What is it?" R@B1D said, wondering what the boss had found.
"I found this really sick game on 1IM3 W1R3 called JUR@55IC P@RK 0P3R@7I0N G3NI5I5!" B199D C1@W shouted, who had already downloaded it, and was sending it to all the other computers in the trailer.
"Hmm... very nice G@M3. But, like all G@M35, it could do with some M0DDING." R@I1 7@I1 said, already going into the files. "Well, I'm gonna make some modifacations now. Lets, see, how much money do I want..."
Then they heard a B00M outside. They all looked off there screens toward the W1ND0W, something they only did usually 3 times a Y3@R, and saw something big. They felt scared, felt that some punk D1N0 would P0WN them. They footsteps came closer...
CH@P73R 2: 7H3 DI5C0V3RY
The outside voice roared, "You've hid 2 long, FR337@I1! Time 4 U 2 get P0WN3D!" The 1337 DIN0S reconized the calles as the famed CRU5H3R, king of the I51@ND. FR337@I1 screetched, "NOOOOOOOOOOZ! I've been found outz!!!!!!!!! Imma gonna dies!!!!!!!" He franticly typed in the Computer. Suddenely, CRU5H3R dissapered, into thin air. This made every1 confused.
B100D C1@W 5N@R13D, "What did you dooz?" FR337@I1 replied, "teh last thing I sawz was 'are you sure you want to D31373 CRU5H3R.dino?' OMG, NO WAI!!!!!!!" Then, all the DIN05 realized: The program they H@CK3D into was their World. They could hack into anything on the I51@ND! B100D C1@W said, "Well, if we can hackerize teh real worldz, then letz get to Haxorizing stuff!!!!1111." All the Hackers then discussed what would change next.
Okay, I know that was short, but it's introducing the plot of the story, mainly. and Crusher makes a cameo, sorry if that's a problem. So, the rest of the story, I think you can already see.
1337 D1N05
CH@P73R 1: IN7R0.
The abandon 1NG3N trailer was sitting on 15L@ 50RN@, in the middle of the dence jungle. 6 D1N07@UR5 were inside: B100D C1@W the M3G@R@P70R, FR337@I1 the G0J1R@5@URU5, 5KU11 7@10N the V310CIR@P70R, KI11 C1@W the 7-R3X, R@B1D the C0MPY, and R@I1 7@I1 the 5PIN05@URU5. Don't ask how they fit, they just did. They each were at a computer, some Laptop and some Desktop. B100D C1@W was the leader. They were each hacking. Hacking into the 1NG3NW3B5. They did this for years, finding new things each time. Today they would find something really UB3R @W50M3.
"Hey, Guys!!!1" B100D C1@W shouted, trying to show the others what he found.
"What is it?" R@B1D said, wondering what the boss had found.
"I found this really sick game on 1IM3 W1R3 called JUR@55IC P@RK 0P3R@7I0N G3NI5I5!" B199D C1@W shouted, who had already downloaded it, and was sending it to all the other computers in the trailer.
"Hmm... very nice G@M3. But, like all G@M35, it could do with some M0DDING." R@I1 7@I1 said, already going into the files. "Well, I'm gonna make some modifacations now. Lets, see, how much money do I want..."
Then they heard a B00M outside. They all looked off there screens toward the W1ND0W, something they only did usually 3 times a Y3@R, and saw something big. They felt scared, felt that some punk D1N0 would P0WN them. They footsteps came closer...
CH@P73R 2: 7H3 DI5C0V3RY
The outside voice roared, "You've hid 2 long, FR337@I1! Time 4 U 2 get P0WN3D!" The 1337 DIN0S reconized the calles as the famed CRU5H3R, king of the I51@ND. FR337@I1 screetched, "NOOOOOOOOOOZ! I've been found outz!!!!!!!!! Imma gonna dies!!!!!!!" He franticly typed in the Computer. Suddenely, CRU5H3R dissapered, into thin air. This made every1 confused.
B100D C1@W 5N@R13D, "What did you dooz?" FR337@I1 replied, "teh last thing I sawz was 'are you sure you want to D31373 CRU5H3R.dino?' OMG, NO WAI!!!!!!!" Then, all the DIN05 realized: The program they H@CK3D into was their World. They could hack into anything on the I51@ND! B100D C1@W said, "Well, if we can hackerize teh real worldz, then letz get to Haxorizing stuff!!!!1111." All the Hackers then discussed what would change next.
Okay, I know that was short, but it's introducing the plot of the story, mainly. and Crusher makes a cameo, sorry if that's a problem. So, the rest of the story, I think you can already see.
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