RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

Thank you magikoopa!

*rewards koopa with a box of fresh CUPCAKES*

[Giratina93]

Magikoopa: Cupcakes? Well, I AM abit hungry...

*The Magikoopa begins to eat the supcakes, two more Magikoopas show up and also dine on the snacks...*

[The Kingpin]

*walks off with sack of loot, stuffing the stuff launcher into a fedora hat, putting it on*

now to buy me the mother of all milkshakes...

[Giratina93]

*Is in line at a Starbucks, asking for the largest Strawberry Frappachino they got, before giving the Spacepirate in charge a $40 bill, the Spacepirate grunts, then gives me a massive, 12ft tall smoothie, ,I manage to carry it to the table Clair and TIffany are at, both girls already having ordered what they want.*

Clair: You gotta love the Mushroom Kingdom currency... I mean, $40 bills? Where else are you goingb to get those...

And where else is one to get the biggest shake of all time? Only at Spacepirate-controlled Starbucks...

*Begins to slurp down the smoothie, the richness and the taste hitting me like a brick...*

SOOO GOOD!

[The Kingpin]

*walks into a small shop not too far away from the arena, ordering a Snicker shake, paying $6 and walking out with two shakes, one in a bag put into one of the trenchcoat's bottomless pockets for later, as i sip away happily on the milkshake*

cheap and awesome. who needs Starbucks when i can get this for less than 1/3 the price?

[Giratina93]

Atleast the people at Starbucks are honest, and they won't try and poison you...

*The being whom gave Kp his shakes snickers, revealing himself to be a Goomba, a horrible pain surges through KP's body, the shakes he's drinking having been poisoned, the Goomba laughs to himself as he puts away the bag he took out that contained the lethal toxin...*

[Iceking]

*The Goomba suddenly dies as a knife is driven into it's back, piercing vital organs. The spy whom was present during the duel between Tiffany and the Brute Stalker decloaks.* Spy:You disgust me, Mushroom! *Spy turns and walks away, taking the bag with him so that he can destroy it and all of the poisons it has.*

[Giratina93]

*The Goomba dies, it's heart having been made into a bomb by yours truly, the bomb goes off, consuming the spy and KP in an explosion, I calmly drink my shake as fire rains down from the sky.*

I guess before ehe left, King Bowser made that Goomba a Kamikazi striker...

Clair: Ahhh, good old Bowser... his sense of humor might be dry, but he is the PERFECT butt monkey...

[Iceking]

*Explosion clears, revealing the Spy to be unharmed, having already gotten a good distance away before the explosion occured and having ducked into a nearby room.* Spy:That was annoying.

[Giratina93]

*Finishes up shake, before heading off, a band of Goombas begins to play "Koopa's Road", Clair vanishing in a bright light, Tiffany following me...*

TIme for a fun little plotless adventure INSIDE TT'S BRAIN!

[The Kingpin]

*continues drinking, shop being owned by a friend and filled to the brim with security measures, as Gira suddenly experiences severe bowel troubles, his smoothie cooling his stomach acids to the point that nothing is digested, his gut packing up with indigested food as the smoothie itself starts to expand, self replicating, seeping out his mouth, nose and ears, his skin beginning to decay and his mouth beginning to foam as he falls to the floor in a massive necromorphic seisure*


if it brings in cash, they'll use it...guess selling them extra cheap strawberries was too good for Starbucks to pass up....shame a few thousand have to die of severe viral infection...

[Evil Eye]

*proceeds to eat self once more*

[Iceking]

*Walking out of the shop, the Spy drops the Goomba's bag to the ground, then takes out his cigarrete lighter and lights the bag on fire, destroying it and all of the poisons within.*

[Giratina93]

*Continues to drink the smoothie despite the symptoms, my unnatural immune system locks down onto the strawberries, rendering them harmless, the expanding shake stops expanding, before being digested by my insanely hot digestive system.*

Ahhh, the wonders of being the ruler of Anti-matter... Almost anything is possible...

[The Kingpin]

*the virus spreads through the body, striking the immune system, similar to AIDS, disabling it, Gira's gut imploding on itself as the area around it goes dark, the virus in the bloodstream*


the beauties of fabricated super viruses....100% mortality rate, perfect infection range, tuned specifically to overcome a target's body...there's no escaping it...

[Godzilla Forever]

I jump over to the starbucks and suck it up and shoot it out as a frappicino. I then drink it.

"Mmmm....... tastie!!!"

[Evil Eye]

*cupcake splashes into G4E's drink*

...for that extra bit of FLAVAH! and PIZZAZ!

[Godzilla Forever]

I suck the whole drink down with the cupcake too.

"EVEN TASTIER!!!!"

[Giratina93]

Fabricated Super Viruses? How nice...

*Grabs one of old Sal's herbs, before chowing down on it, the herb's effects begin to take effect, the virus begins to be purged, all symptoms of it being eradicated...*

THat's the last of the old dragon's ehrbs...

[Evil Eye]

*உப்சின்ஸ் G4E அச ஹி'ச டிரிங்கிங், குசிங் ஹிம் டு ச்பில் ஹிஸ் சகே ஆல் டோவ்ன் ஹிஸ் பிரான்ட்*

HAHA!