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Postby Iceking » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:31 am

*I reappear not far from Gira, laughing. Points at the herb before Gira eats it, causing it to suddenly burst into flames, reducing it to ash in momments, though Gira's hand remains unburned, the fire having been specificly targeting the herb. Teleports away, snickering.*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:41 am

I suck EE into me and shoot him out as a bloodied cube.

"HAHAHA....."
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:43 am

*my cubeness isn't bloodied, as I'm a donut that is incapable of bleeding* :P
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:45 am

EE instead bleeds jelly fillin'!!!
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:53 am

*Manages to shove the herbs into my mouth before IK can light them on fire, devouring them ravenously, the herbs take effect...*

Now what did I ever do to you for you to try and burn up those herbs?
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:57 am

Claw bursts through gira's chest.

"THIS."

Gira asplodes as I unleash a vacuum ray.

"teleporting vacuum monster FTW!!!"
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:57 am

*Despite Gira putting the herbs in his mouth, they still catch on fire anyway and get reduced to ash. I suddenly reappear at Gira speaking.* It's random, as is the point of RPGTEW. That is why I did that.
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:58 am

*unbreakable safe falls on Gira's scattered body, open side up, filled to the brim with donuts*
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:25 am

Now, can someone please tell me WHOSE attack do I respond to here? oh nvm...

*revives, now ontop of TT's profile, before rearranging and changing some of the letters so that he's now " Tyrannosaurus Typhoon."*

You know, that might just suit you rahter well...

*The Koopa Road music resumes as I head off toward ISS, to think up of a viable plan of what to do...*
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Postby Shadow » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:32 am

*Onion slams into Giras face followed by another, and another, and another as I lean against the tennis ball machine set on normal whistling, looking around idly*
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:05 pm

*Onions are incinerated upon contact with me, as an Anti-matter sphere slams into Shadow, knocking him into the tenis machine, blowing it up.*

What must I do to get some quiet time?
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:33 pm

*donuts begin flying from the tennis machine at high velocity, slamming into Gira's face*


EEEEAAAAATTTT TTTTHHHHEEEMMMMMM!!!!!!
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:42 pm

*Donuts redirect themselves at the machine, blowing it up with ease.*

Pick on someone else for crying out loud...
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:02 pm

*Machine remains intact, the donuts slamming into Gira's head at an even faster rate due to the pressure of the donuts that had been redirected into the machine*

No thanks :P
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Postby Shadow » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:03 pm

*Onions slam into giras face from the other side of him, me leaning against the exact same tennis machine in the exact same pose, only on the other side of him*
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:11 pm

*donuts merge with onions, to become... the ONIONUTS!*
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Postby Shadow » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:14 pm

*Peanuts rain around Gira, exploding as they near him*

o.O
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:22 pm

inb4 incinerate before they can explode

*throws a basketball at Shadow*

How's ya reflexes?
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Postby Shadow » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:28 pm

*Side kicks basketball, sending it flying back to EE*

not bad methinks

*Onions increase in density, more and more being hurled at Gira*
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:30 pm

*Upon contact with the ball, Shadow is transported to the far side of the moon*

*I catch the b-ball, teleporting*

We shall wage war... here. 8)
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