RPG Topia E-war

[raptor33]

*message echoes into the mind of every single user on the site*

You are hearing a self-destruct message. I will be reading the entire ISS topic, front to back. I will not post at all until I am finished or my sentence is over. Oh, and this message will cause a nuclear explosion in 5...4....3.....2.....1....0

[Doc 42]

I would gladly pay dock a large sum of money

...Dock

For this, you will pay dearly. =_=

[Iceking]

*Laughs at what Raptor's voice has said.* KP will easily void the damage that your post causes.

[The Kingpin]

*sack puffs slightly at the blast, but is otherwise uneffected*

[Iceking]

*Teleports to Doc's location.* I've edited the slight typo of your name. Happy now?

[The Kingpin]

*sidesteps slightly away from IK's location, to avoid the incoming blast, before continuing to walk along, sipping my milkshake*

[Godzilla Forever]

I pop up behind KP with pills in my Godzilla form's hand.

"PIIIIIIILLLLLLZ HEEEEEEEERRRRRE"

I shove the pills down KP's throat, which violently explode before a karma charger rams into KP's bloody corpse, attracted to the pills....


"Hope my curse is lifted.... or else I'll let doc change me back, since it's been a week....."

[Giratina93]

*Is thankfully safre and sound in the underwater cavern, the cavern being above water level,but still underground, the only entrance to it being the moat, the Goombas continue to work on the place for the party, now bringing in food and whatnot...*

[Doc 42]

Where's the fun in resolving any sort of conflict without violence?

*smacks Ik with frying pan*

[Godzilla Forever]

I pull out a giant catfish the grows wings and flies towards doc mouth open.......

[Doc 42]

*Cat leaps into air and tackles Catfish, devouring the imposter*

[Godzilla Forever]

Catfish peels its skin off, turning into zombie catfish before stabbing the cat with its bones........

[Iceking]

*Grunts from frying pan blow, then sweeps feet low, knocking Doc's out from under him and tripping him before leaping back.*

[Giratina93]

I'll head off and get some root beer for the party... While I'm gone, Tiffany will be overseeing stuff, alright?

Goomba: Yes, boss!

*Vanishes into Dark-matter, the dark matter cloud vanishing just as TIffany appears from a portal on th eroof of the cavern.*

Tiffany: Alright, how much longer until this party can be set up?

Goomba: About 3 or 4 posts, then it will be ready. Invites will be sent to all users, and if someone tries to wreck it, we have guards made to "take care" of them...

*the Goomba's eyes turn to face a large mound of dirt on the cavern floor, another Gobul rises up, showing off it's teeth, before digging nito the ground again...*

[Shadow]

*Twists body to the side, catching the hilt of the Katana and putting it into it's sheathing which is made out of...something...not metal =P. Shifts in front of EE, slamming a fist into his gut and roundhouse kicks his chest, knocking him back*

[Evil Eye]

*unleashes a large blast of fire as Shadow shifts in front of me, burning him badly*

[The Kingpin]

*Karma Charger implodes on impact as i reassemble, Stuff Launchr swivveling round on my hat, which has morphed from a Fedora to a Top Hat*


*thunk*


*an elephant collides with G4E, changing size so it's still ridiculously large in comparison to him, flattening him against the wall, G4E left as a bloody smear, flies collecting around him, the elephant voiding it's bowels on him before moving off, a horde of flies swirling around G4E's bloody, waste-covered remains*

[Godzilla Forever]

Upon impact with the wall, a nuclear explosion (thankfully) vaporizes the elephant before he manages to take a dump on me. I jump up and land on the back of a giant vacuum monster before pointing at KP.

"HAVE AT THEEE"

I charge on my vacuum monster, sword in hand.....

[The Kingpin]

*thunk*

*giant washing machine lands in front of me, rearing with a horse's whinney*


*Jumps on, the Stuff Launcher chucking out a gunlance*

CHAAARGE


*Washing machine slams forward along the ground, charging towards G4E*

[Godzilla Forever]

I swing my sword back and forth as KP nears me.......