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Postby The Kingpin » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:12 pm

*black tip of gunlance inflates, fat red lips appearing, along with two crossed eyes*

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH


*massive beam engulfs G4E and his vacuum steed, reducing them to dust as i zoom past on a rampant washing machine*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:19 pm

*Eyes widen as the blast of fire engulfs me, and as it clears you see my blackened from with a -_- expression, before slamming a double kick into EE's chest*
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
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And that's the way it is
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Postby Evil Eye » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:27 pm

AAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
*flies back, landing on lower back*
*rights self*

*disappears in an epic puff of blue, appearing behind and putting Shad in a headlock, with my sword at his neck*
Clarity of thought before rashness of action...
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Postby Doc 42 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:38 pm

*when Ik leaps back, he falls through a strategically placed tactical hole*
*I get up and pick up the hole*
VICTORY!

*cat, being fond of both fish and bones, eats both*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:40 pm

*Elbows EE's gut, and twists body round, slamming a knee into his side and grabbing his arm, throwing him over my shoulder, catching his Sword and sending it hurtling towards him*
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:05 pm

*Even as I fall into the hole, I teleport out out of it, reappearing behind Doc.* Nice try.
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Postby Evil Eye » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:17 pm

*I go "lolwut" and land on mah face* -.-
*sword goes around me curving to shoot straight back at Shadow*
*at the same time, I appear behind him and unleash a massive firestorm on him from behind*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:19 pm

*Ducks, sending the sword hurtling into the flames*
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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Postby Evil Eye » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:42 pm

*Appears above Shadow, landing a kick on his back before jumping off*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:46 pm

*Springs back onto feet from the kick, whirling round and ctaching EE's foot with a kick, sending him tumbling to the ground*
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When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
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Postby Evil Eye » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:19 pm

*engulfs shadow in flames again as he whirls around*
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Postby Doc 42 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:21 pm

I'd like to think so too.
*Presses undo button, reversing IK's teleport, re-trapping him back inside the hole*
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:26 pm

* Is off in a grocery store, buying root beer for the upcoming party.*

Alright... now where's thew check-out cou-

* Screams in horror as I'm swamped in Pokemon Black-WHite information, only to yank myself out of it.*

What? TRIPLE BATTLES! OH YEAH!
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:42 pm

*Hisses in annoyance as I'm trapped back in the hole.* How long am I going to be in this hole? The typo of your name isn't that big a deal. Surley you would let it slide just this once since this is the first time that it's happened.
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Postby raptor33 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:37 pm

6:46 pm

I must wait until then to exact my revenge......

*teleports out of sack* Hmm...... *grabs slushie*

Wait a minute.... I hate slushies! *throws slushie at Doc* DEATH HUG!!! *leaps for Doc to force myself down his throat*

Floating Phonebook: GIRA! THEY WILL NEVERLET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT! Oh, and I'll explode in Gira's face in about a half post.
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:42 pm

*Snaps fingers, lighting the floating phonebook opn fire, incinerating it.*

It's people like you whom give the admins those ideas...

*Resumes shopping, now looking for more food...*
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Postby raptor33 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:15 pm

... Yeah that figured.... *phonebook reforms from the ash and returns to the HummerBase* But you're still screwed.

*stuffs self into Doc's throat so he can't breathe* HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Postby Doc 42 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:16 pm

*releases IK*
Sure thing bro

*spits Raptor at sun*
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:54 pm

*Nods in thanks to Doc, then watches as Raptor is spat at the sun before teleporting to Gira's mote, staying well out of the Gobul's reach.*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:00 pm

*Jumps up, avoiding the stream of flames and handspringing onto feet,. Launches self at EE, Shifting to his left then his right then his front, slamming a punch square in his face and after shifting behind him, a kick into his back, knocking him down*
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When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
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