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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:08 pm

TIffany: HEY! I have an event to oversee, BAKA!

*Dark-Matter tendril rip through the sack, Tiffany leaps out of the sack, befor eheading back off to where she's supposed to oversee the event...*

Tiffany: Get someone else to kidnap...
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:44 pm

I Pull out a muffin machine from my satchel and hand it over to KP.

"There you go, good sir....."
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:53 pm

*Tiffany falls through space within the sack, the rip simply causing her to fall loosely through endless storage space, with no seeming end or ground in sight*


why, oh why, do people keep assuming escaping me works the conventional way? it's almost as annoying as their assumptions that my weapons break conventionally...
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:54 pm

I slam the muffin machine on KP's head, rupturing his head open.

"TAKE THE MUFFIN MACHINE!!!!"
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:57 pm

*Tiffany teleports to outside the sack, before headin gback to oversee the event that's abuot to begin, steam blowing out of her ears...*

Tiffany: SHeesh... Anyways, can the three contestants please come forth?
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:58 pm

I walk forward, the bloodied muffin machine set beside KP.
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Postby Iceking » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:59 pm

I'll be over once EE finally responds to my previous move.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:00 pm

"He gave up, IK. He said it on the other page."
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Postby Iceking » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:05 pm

Well then. There's no need for me to wait only longer. *Comes forward as requested.*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:09 pm

I glance around.

"Where's raptor?"
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:17 pm

*grabs G4E, pulls his jaw loose, stretches his throat to obscene widths and stuffs the muffin machine down it, before punching him in the stomach, activating and breaking the muffin machine, muffins beginning to fly out his mouth in a comical muffin fountain as i walk off, grumbling about disrespectful whelps*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:28 pm

I pull the muffin machine out, crack my jaw back into place, and slowly eat the muffinf one by one........
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:14 pm

*Tries to talk and makies a muffling sound and slowly starts to choke*

Gaaaak-aaak-ak-aaaaaak-akakakaaaaaak-aaaak
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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Postby LV-426 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:43 pm

Uncle Bob shoots the muffin machine

Uncle bob: Muffins are for girlie men
Get away from her you *****
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:13 pm

"MY MUFFINS!!!"

I slash uncle bob in half and terminate the peices with an atomic fireball.
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Postby LV-426 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:32 pm

Uncle bob reforms. He grabs GF by his hair and punts him over the herizon.

Uncle Bob: Hasta La Vista
Get away from her you *****
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:36 pm

*"Uncle Bob" does not exist, due to the new rules inplanted into the E-war, Tiffany puts out the random Terminator.*

TIffany: I'm sorry, but the ruels state that no named NPC's are allowed, Making a character in an E-war jsut so that you can use him here is also forbidden! LV, if you want to fight, your going to have to fight personally!

Yeah, what she said!
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Postby LV-426 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:39 pm

: Damn :

LV Drops a truck load of justin bieber cds on Gf

Listen to these, it's the worst fate imaginable
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:42 pm

"NO!!!"

I unleash my nuclear pulse, eradicating the CDs.
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Postby LV-426 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:43 pm

Teleports GF to room where justin is singing. LV looks the door ,then puts a steel door over it
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