RPG Topia E-war

[C S]

*The waves return to their calm state, the ice platform sinking back into the waves*

Hahaha...funny...fighting me on my own turf, where I clearly have the upper hand is cheap....such logic can only belong to the friend of the deformed turtle king

[Giratina93]

*Anvil drops ontop of CS's head, the pelican that dropped it laughs, then flies off, a random Koopa watching the scene.*

Koopa: Deformed turtle king? I think he's talking about Artemis...

No, he's talknig about Bowser, though Artemis DOES fit his description better...

*Great Jaggi looks around, then heads off to a partially eaten cow, the raptor begins to chow down...*

[C S]

*Anvil drops into the waves, seemingly disappearing, before being launched out of a spout of water, smashing the pelican's bones and killing it*


*A few seconds later, the anvil and the bird fall back into the water, the anvil plunging into the deep, while the bird is eaten by me in shark form*

[Giratina93]

Koopa: You did somethnig to that pelican, didn't you?

What makes you think that? I only gave CS an honest, meek meal...

Koopa: You put poison in it!

*Smirks, then relaxes in inflatable throne in the swimming pool.*

[C S]

*Poison has no effect, negating via member powah*

Im starting to think you like to fail Gira. Its the only reason I can think of as to why you keep trying.

[Giratina93]

*Laughs, the pelican having not been poisoned at all in th efirst place.*

and I'm beginning to think you like to insult people. Oh, and that pelican you just ate... it's a lie!

*Pushes button, CS is blown up sky high, shark guts rainnig down all over the ocean, several things of C4 having been put into the pelican's stomach, the bombs working due to member powah!"

[C S]

*Negates everything that just happened with memba powa*

Knowing you and your love of Deux Es Machinas, well, lets just say I want to say things that I cant...rules and the likes...have to bite my tongue...which I dont have in this form

*starts laughing as I dive into the dark depths*

[Giratina93]

HEY! You can't negate an entire post, bum! When I say that bomb goes off, IT GOES OFF! nvm... dang pests...

*Relaxes in inflatable throne, murmuring about if I were a king, I'd sentence CS to the collusium to fight against an Agnaktor, a Rajang, and a Tigrex at the same time...*

[C S]

Its RPGTEW. Its random land with actions, which is why it fails. Epicly. I guess thats why your so drawn to it. Ooh. Burn


*Disappears into the cold darkness of the ocean*

[Giratina93]

Forget him... he got more important stuff to do...

*Heads off to gather up my characters, for our own little special event...*

[Evil Eye]

*pops up from an underwater volcano*

*Hammers CS with head*

[Giratina93]

*Is now standing ontop of a stump, a crowd of Koopas around me, as well as Meta-Ridley and TIffany.*

Well, the party was quite a hit, and would have been even better had I not been off my laptop for so long, but that's beside the point. Now that the party's over, it's time we had our own little event... a Jhen Moran hunt!

*All the Koopas begin to cheer, having heard of the last hunt from their bretherin.*

MR: We're all going to hunt a giant sand whale with tusks? This should be fun...

Tiffany: I remember the last hunt he had against one, and I loved it. THis hunt should be just as good, if not better.

Indeed, an dthis time, I actually know what we're up against. We'll leave as soon as everyone's ready and at the Dragonship we used for the last voyage...

[Iceking]

*Turning away from the Agnaktor exhibit, I walk in the direction of the Velociraptor exhibit.*

[Giratina93]

*The raptor exibit is one with a matel fence surrounding a massive hill, a moat also surrounding the hill, a pack of Velociraptors nests in th ehill, the turkey-sized raptors darting from bush to bush in search of prey...*

*Is now ontop of the old sand vessel, watching as the last of the Koopas boards one of the 6 smaller boats around it.*

Is everyone ready?

Tiffany: YES, lord Gira!

MR: At your command.

*Slams hammer into the gong, the ship picking up wind as it begins to head off into the sandy sea, the other smaller boats following it....*

[Godzilla Forever]

I swim towards ISS to go visit Gothmog and co.........

[Iceking]

*Reaching the raptor exhibit, some suprise is briefly in my eyes at the size of the velociraptors.* I was expecting the ones that are well known from the JP movies. Oh well, these are still better than no raptors at all.

[Giratina93]

*Now out on th emain Sand Sea, is looking all over, before spotting a large group of Delex, the sand fish,like creatures all in a large group.*

Well well well, I think we found our prey... Given that Delex scavenge off of what Jhen Moran's eat, there should be one around here...

*All Koopas on deck ebgin to search all over, trying to spot a massive sand whale with tusks...*

[Iceking]

*I keep watching the Velociraptors, two of them having a mock fight with each other.*

[Giratina93]

*All koopas on hand keep looking all over, trying to spot any massive sand whales.*

Koopa: No sight of the Jhen Moran, Gira...

Perhaps we're in the wrong area...

Tiffany: But I could have sworn this is the same patch of desert where we fought the first one!

[Iceking]

*3 miles off the port side of one of the smaller vessels, a massive, sand colored spine is seen briefly surfacing before it goes back under the sand again.*