RPG Topia E-war

[raptor33]

*slaps MR* PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RECORDING OR DIE!

First, you are a character from SHRPG. Act like it. You are a cyborg. You do not speak Japanese. And you are not female. Got it? Good.

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: So you can read my mind? How very nice, since I wasn't saying anything. As for the subject at hand, I wasn't referring to Ridley when I said "She". I was referring to Minene, Ridley's friend and a character also. She knows of Ridley's secret of being bad at video games, so yeah...

*MR ducks, the bullet flying overhead.*

MR: My organic version fails at video games? THen I'll be able to beat him at some Mario Kart when he comes back... and as for that recording, that is a private issue that neither GIra or Tiffany refuse to talk to be about...

*Appears behind RR, before latching onto his ehad with a hand, draining his ememory of all he heard/said of the matter...*

[Iceking]

*Seeing the Koopa leap onto the Bastilla, the Jhen lowers it's head enough so that the top portion of the eye socket takes the blow. Turning to face the smaller vessel, the Jhen Mohran then swims forward and smashes into it, continuing through the destroyed wreckage as it easily goes under the Koopas on the hang gliders before they could drop down onto it, the Jhen having seen them when it was turning repositioning itself for the attack.*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Shoots raptor in the face*

We'll deal with rule enforcement matters kthx. You have no business enforcing said rules, that's called backmodding.

[raptor33]

*is hit by shot, causing me to avoid MR's grab*
........Really? I didn't even backmodding existed.

*teleports behind MR before he grabs me, and shoots him again*

NEVER CALL ME RR, EVEN IN AN ACTION YOU SON OF A ***** ROBOT!

*shoots MR over and over again* NEVER!!!!

*phonebook appears infront of Tiffany*

Phonebook: Of course he can read your mind, don't you remember him trying to mess with your head back aroiuund page 35? Good times.... oh, and.... DIE! *phonebook slams shut onto Tiffany's face*

[Godzilla Forever]

"You curse too much."

I impale raptor with my broadsword. I then turn to gira and pull out a plasma rifle.

"Ready to die?"

[Giratina93]

*Meta-Ridley wraps himself in his wings, thhe shots bouncing off the wings.*

MR: So sorry, RR, but fowl language isn't welcome here...

*Appears behind RR, before grabbing him by the head, then hurls him at the Jhen Moran, hoping it will eat him.*

TT helpnig us out... now that's something you don't see everyday...

Tiffany: Note to self... Make my mind impervious to being read...

*Turns to face G4E, a calm look in my eyes.*

Just try to kill me...

[Godzilla Forever]

Plasma rifle suddenly gains over 9,000 barrels to fire at gira, all of them beginning to glow.

"Don't worry......"

Plasma asplodes all over gira, disintigrating him for now.

"....I wasn't testing you."

[Iceking]

*The Jhen raises it's tail, the swings it into Raptor, swatting him away from it and into the mast of the main vessel, the massive creature noticing that Gira is focused on G4E, resumes following his vessel several hundred meters behind the large ship, though not attacking so as to let G4E and Gira fight.*

[Giratina93]

*The smoke clears, revealing me, still unharmed, a red shield surrounding me, the shield fades...*

Nice weaponrry you have there... my turn to show you true power...

*Hand begins to crack and buldge, turning into a scythe, I swing it at G4E's head...*

[raptor33]

*reforms in a hummer-jet* Well well well, what have we here? Everyone turned against me? Tsk tsk tsk...... I believe I have unfinished business to attend to...... *jumps out of the jet and land behind Godzilla, sword drawn, as the jet above goes into autopilot*

I think I'll have a rematch. Ready for more poison Godzilla? My sword is enfused with the stuff. You won't survive.

*the jet begins firing posion darts down to the ship, straight at Godzilla*

Phonebook: Hey, you there, random koopa. Nameless NPC conversation?

[Iceking]

*The Jhen Mohran flines several more large rocks off of it's body, which slam into the jet and throw it's aim off course.* Jhen Mohran:It seems I may have to stick around to make sure that those two on the boat can have a fair fight.

[raptor33]

*two sub-hummers rise and begin firing torpedos at the Jhen*

Message: Do not attack, we have you surrounded!

*more sub-hummers rise and fire at the Jhen*
*about eight hummer-jet's uncloak and start firing missles*

I leap for Godzilla and slash at him, before kicking his jaw and leaping back.

[Godzilla Forever]

I block the scythe with my broadsword before blasting the poison darts apart with my atomic breath.

"Such fragile existence........."

[Iceking]

*The Jhen swims forward quickly, easily out pacing the torpedos and missles, then flings rocks off of it's body, the massive rocks landing on the hummer subs and taking them out easily. Meanwhile, a portal opens behind the hummer jets and I fly out in the form of a White Fatalis.* Looks like my prescense will be needed as well to keep Raptor from ruining a fair fight.

[raptor33]

*sees IK emerge* Well that's new... and predictable.

*the phonebook appears infront of IK* "You know I wanted to bring you here? I wanna fight YOU, not Godzilla. Godzilla just happens to be bait. Oh, and, I'm on your back.

*I wave at him from his back* Hi there. How's about it?

*Message to Godzilla echoes in his mind*

I don't have a scythe... and you were bait. Carry on!

[Godzilla Forever]

"Did you miss gira's post?"

I wait for gira to attack.

[raptor33]

*watches recording*

AHhhh...... I see.

You know what? I'm done for today/tonight.

RAPTOR, OVER AND OUT!

[Iceking]

*Does a backflip in the air, sending Raptor falling off my back and into the sand below.* If you want to fight me, Raptor, then bring it on.

[Giratina93]

So you do have some skill... this could be intresting, even for a half-demon like me...

*Pushes forward, knocking G4E back, the scythe swings downward, aiming for G4E's legs...*