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by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:30 am

*A far larger group of Space Pirates run down the hall, before opening fire upon the cocoon, trying to destroy it so that it won't become a nusiance for KP's allies...*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:35 am

As the space pirates blast away at the cocoon, they tear out the still developing creature. The creature cries out in pain before falling to the earth in a sticky, bloodied heap, dead. The corpse's form is warped, flesh missing from it, for it had not fully reached the next stage..........

by **C S** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:37 am

*Walking down another incline, the green raptor finds himself faced with a pair of other raptors...only they are wearing green ninja uniforms*

Aircrest:....

Ninja Raptor #1:......

Aircrest: So like. Whats with the rags?

Ninja Raptor #2: Silence! You are not permitted to speak!

Aircrest: Coming from somone wearing rags to look like me. I tried the disguise sh*t. It only works on a select few cats and it didnt fool any other raptor

Ninja Raptor #1: HAHAHAHAHA. Do not flatter yourself fool, these outfits signify our role as NINJA and can be anywhere to be EVIL at any given moment!

Aircrest:....So is that why your here?

Ninja Raptor #2: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OUTSIDER....yes

Aircrest: Thought so.

Ninja Raptor #1: Prepare to feel pain!

Aircrest: Please. If you were Kung Fu raptors, then I'd be afraid. I mean, they talk but the words only come out after they close their mouths, and they can pull off some insane sh*t!

Ninja Raptor #2: Oh no! He is correct! I MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU!

Ninja Raptor #1: WAIT NO-

*Ninja Raptor #2 falls onto his side, rolls onto his back, tucking his legs into his body and angling his sickle claws so that they stab into him*

Ninja Raptor #1: YOU IDIOT. SEPPUKU IS SAMURAI RAPTOR TRADITION

Aircrest:....Holy f*ck...

Ninja Raptor #1: You win this round! *runs off*

Aircrest:.......What the f*ck just happened....*shakes head* Its better I dont try to make sense of it... *starts walking off again*

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:37 am

*THe SPace Pirates roar in victory, then, being the idiots they are, they begin to take DNA from the dead creature via advanced technology...*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:39 am

The creature's body remains inert, cystic fluids running out from its battered form.........

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:03 am

*The Space Pirates, finished extracting the DNA they desire, head off toward the lab in my castle, leaving the dead creature where it is...*

by **C S** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:04 am

Aircrest: I really hope I dont run into those Samurai Raptors those two were going off abou-

*He comes to a bunch of raptors with sheathes strapped to their backs and sporting white robes from the waist down*

Samurai Raptor #1: HALT NINJA RAPTOR

Aircrest:...What... the....FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?

Samurai Raptor #2: Are you not a Ninja Raptor?

Aircrest:.....*Suddenly crouches and starts ripping furiously at the ground he stands upon*

Samurai Raptor #3: What is he doing?

Samurai Raptor #4: He's working his black Ninja magic!

Black Raptor: (in the distance) WHAT'CHO GOT AGAINST BLACK RAPTORS?!

Aircrest: All of you just SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Everyone:.....

Aircrest:...Thank you. *continues digging*

Samurai Raptor #1: Stop your black magic, Ninja!

Aircrest: Oh for f*ck's sake, Im digging a HOLE

Samurai Raptor #4: A hole of black Ninja magic!

Aircrest: No, a hole that will be my grave! *throws himself into the hole, barely a foot deep and just a smidge longer than his body* Now one of you f*ckers pour the dirt in, Ive had it with this bullsh*t!

Samurai Raptor #2:...ITS A TRICK. DO NOT FALL FOR HIS NINJA MIND GAME

Aircrest: Whaaaaaat?! *He starts feeling a tremor through the ground and hears a distant rumbling. The quakes become more apparent as the noise grows louder* ...Does anyone else notice that?

Samurai Raptor #3: HAHA! We know that you are just using your Ninja powers to trick us! Because everyone knows Ninjas have magical power!

Aircrest: Wow you guys are so dumb it should be a crime punishable by death

Samurai Raptor #1: SEE HE ADMITS HE WANTS TO SEE THE SAMURAI DE-

*The group of raptors are suddenly crushed by Truck-A-Saurous Rex as the giant monster truck speeds over head. In an instant, the massive vehicle disappears to chase after more ostritch-creatures*

*Aircrest pokes his head up from his rag tag grave*

Aircrest:...Wow *looking at the dark red smears on the grass*...THANK YOU DEUX ES MACHINA!

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:07 am

A large creature watches aircrest from the shadows.......

by **C S** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:14 am

*Aircrest stares at the creature, who is basically standing in broad day light in a grassland with no cover what so ever*

Aircrest:....Hi?

*Thumping is heard as the ostritch-creature stampede nears, trampling over the creature, which is then run over by Truck-A-Saurus Rex*

Aircrest:...Bye? Sh*t's weird *gets out of his hole and starts walking off again*

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:16 am

*The space pirates, now inside my lab, begin to isolate Phantoon's DNA from that of the creature, before beginning the resurrection process for the ghost being...*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:18 am

Gothmog, being said creature, waves to aircrest before popping his bones and muscles back into place (rather gruesomely).

"See ya."

Random dino: "Told ya everyone thinks you're a pansy."

Gothmog: "Shut it!"

by **C S** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:09 am

*Truck-A-Saurus' wheels suddenly lock in place, the ground pounding vehicle skidding across the grassland several yards before coming to a full stop. The driver door swings open and someone jumps down from the monster truck*

Aircrest: You! *Walking up to the person, who is no other than myself*

me: Hi! =D

Aircrest: Yoooou!

Me: Me =D

Aircrest: B*stard! You did this didnt you!?

Me: Did what?

Aircrest: Dump me in the middle of this retarded hell!

Me: I did no such thing

Aircrest: So why then, were you in the TRUCK

Me: Herding the Ostritch things

Aircrest: Uh huh.

Me: Really. I was.

Aircrest: I believe you. Really. I do.

Me: You liar!

Aircrest: Seriously, I do.

Me: Well you shouldnt! >: D

Aircrest: (flatly) Oh no. I did not expect that.

Me: D:< Now because of that your going on this MAGICAL ADVENTURE by yourself

Aircrest: But I didnt wa-

Me: Dont try to change my mind! You will set off on a journey to...do something

Aircrest: But wha-

Me: BEGONE!

*Aircrest suddenly appears on a mountain ridge, chilling air whipping around the dark gray, ice covered rock face, snow flakes riding with the wind. Draped over Aircrest's body is a thick brown coat made specially for his body*

Aircrest:...CS you d*ck. Now I have a giant rag on me that...is strangly comfortable... *Somewhat confused, Aircrest starts making his descent from the ridge*

by **dinoman666** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:17 am

*The two Wraiths, now flanking Gira, both turn and fire their mortars at him, low enough so that they would hit the ground and not each other, threatening to incinerate Gira*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:47 pm

The creature in gira's fort suddenly begins to convulse, as if something is happening to it........

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:36 pm

*Riases hands, my signature red barrier forms around me, the mortar shots slam into the barrier, before bouncing right back off, the plasma mortars hit the Wraiths, blowing them up.*

*The space Pirates continue to inject Phantoon's DNA into the resurrection machine which will take some time to activate...*

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:58 am

*After a while of trudging through the snow, Aircrest runs into another pair of raptors...in white Ninja uniforms*

Ninja Raptor #1: Halt green one!

Aircrest: Oh f*ck not again

Ninja Raptor #2: You were not granted permission to speak!

Aircrest: You guys know where I can dig myself a grave?

Ninja Raptor #2: Ha ha! You need not worry about graves! Not after we're done with you!

Aircrest: No, really, just tell me where I can go dig a hole and Ill-

Ninja Raptor #1: NO. We will kill you ourselves!

Aircrest: But you WONT kill me!

Ninja Raptor #2: ARROGANT BUFFOON NOW FEEL MY CLAWS

*Raptor charges at Aircrest before pouncing. Aircrest simply steps out of the way, letting the Ninja Raptor fly off the ridge and down the mountain*

Aircrest: See? I told you. Its like you guys were designed to pop out of nowhere, start sh*t then fail in such a way it seems like you are trying to make me look good, when in reality its pretty damn sad.

Ninja Raptor #1: SILENCE!

*Ninja Raptor charges at Aircrest, who then kicks into the snow, sending clumps of the white fluff into the raptor's eyes. It stumbles about with its hands on its face for a bit before running off the ridge and sharing the fate of its counter part*

Aircrest: F*cking idiots...

*A light crunching is heard from above. Aircrest raises his head, only to see a shadowy figure drop down from above, knocking him into the snow and pinning him*

Aircrest: OW. What?! The f*ck!?

Ninja Raptor #3: You fall for such a simple trap...

Aircrest: WAIT WAIT WAIT. A Ninja Raptor thats actually NINJA LIKE!? What the F*CK!?

Ninja Raptor #3: Didnt see that coming, did you?

Aircrest: No. No I did not

by **Giratina93** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:04 am

*The area where Aircrest in suddenly begins to get very heavy, the gravity there being distorted by an unknown cause, causing everything to move slower, also causing the raptor pinning Aircrest down to fall on his face, a mysterious biomechanical weapon with the head of a TV, two strong arms, and a "Tail" ending with a bulbous part, floats high up ontop of a tree near Aircrest, the figure being th eone causing the gravity disruption...*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:11 am

*Smashes the axe against the ground, causing an extremely long crack to form, which snakes aaaaaaaaall the way to where the 'resurrection machine' is being held, causing the machine to split in half and explode, killing the space pirates inside*

Again...people don't understand the concept of "its not that easy to revive in a civil war"...

by **Giratina93** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:16 am

*Surviving Space Pirate appears beside TT, and then slaps him outside the face.*

Space Pirate: You do realize how long it would have taken for that to have activated, right? the power consumption would mean it would take 14 pages just to activate, and a further three for Phantoon to have been revived... wait a sec, Phantoon's a ghost, so technically, you can't kill a ghost, but he was killed...

*The space Pirate's head pops due to the logic bomb it dropped on itself...*

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:18 am

*Time suddenly stops*

F*cking hell, some people cant take a hint...

*Takes Gira's post and dumps it in a trash can. Covers trash can. Picks trash can up and starts bashing Gira with it*

Kindly stay out of other people's business kthnx

*Time resumes*

Aircrest:....What the f*ck just happened

Ninja Raptor:....What

Aircrest: ...You expect me to believe that you didnt just feel like that last minute or so just...stop?

Ninja Raptor:.....

Aircrest: F*cking A. Im pinned down and I sound crazy

Ninja Raptor: Yes. Im to finish this *readies claws*

Aircrest: While I welcome a change of pace, competant enemies require effort to fight. And Im lazy. How about we just let bygones be bygones and go on with life

Ninja Raptor:....No

Aircrest: Aw common! Why the hell do you want me dead anyway!?

Ninja Raptor:....

Aircrest: Thought so. Who ever sent you didnt think it through. And I know who that someone is. Joy

Ninja Raptor: Fine then, since I have no reason to kill you, I will join you on your quest! What IS your quest, by the way?

Aircrest: No f*cking clue. Now get the hell off me

*Raptor hops off of Aircrest, letting him get up*

Ninja Raptor: So we just wander around until something happens?

Aircrest: Pretty much

*AND SO THE ADVENTURE CONTINUUUUEEESSS*

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