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by **dinoman666** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:19 am

*The Wraiths, heavily armored enough to withstand a plasma mortar, charge from both directions, boosting to try and crush Gira*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:21 am

*Isn't effected because the slap was described as 'outside my face', which I assume is open air*

I...really don't care. Phantoon sucked anyway.

*Punts Space Pirate corpse into a river*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:23 am

The creature awakens again and slowly begins to crawl back to the fortress, all its adaptations lost.......

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:28 am

Aircrest: So, raptor, what the hell, is with those rags....?

Ninja Raptor: These "rags" symbolize that I belong in the ranks of the ninja!

Aircrest: Isnt an uncanny abillity to be where ever the action is to play the baddies enough to symbolize you being a ninja?

Ninja Raptor:......

Aircrest: And how the hell did you become a ninja anyway?! Did you train to be one?! What was your past even like!?

Ninja Raptor: *starts twitching violently before running off the ridge, dropping down the mountain side*

Aircrest:....Sh*t I think I broke him...aw well

by **Giratina93** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:28 am

(I suddenly have the urge to kill someone with two T's in their name...with a hammer.)

*Looks both ways, before leaping up, causing both Wraiths to collide with each other, I land befind one of the wraiths, waiting for the Coovie tanks to make their next move...*

*Tiffany and Cassandra watch Aircrest's adventure from the tallest spire of my castle, both girls using binoculars to watch him...*

Tiffany: Seems like he doesn't want to be bothered...

Cassandra: Yeah...

*Screams are heard as the trash bin my post is in crashes down onto my castle, Nightmare crawls out of the trash bin, his TV head abit bashed up, but otherwise still functional...*

Tiffany: I guess that's what happens when someone interfeeres with CS's adventures...

by **TyrannoTitan** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:34 am

(GOOD. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.)

*Tears a hole in time and space*

*Giant purplish space dragon steps through from SHRPG*

Space Dragon: ....

Oh sh*t...that's right, you can't speak.

*Places small bowler hat onto its head, which seals itself to his armor*

Space Dragon: ....HOLY F*CK THAT HURT.

Success!

Space Dragon: Why am I being described as "space dragon"? I have a name you know.

Yes one that has been TAINTED BEYOND REPAIR! I will now call you Geoform 187 to compensate.

187: ...Ok then. Now what?

I dunno...just go...harass people or something. I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.

187: Clearly.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:40 am

Abaddon flies over the E-war, scouting for my army.........

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:42 am

*After a bit more walking, Aircrest comes to a point where the ridge slants, allowing him to WALK DOWN PART OF THE MOUNTAIN OOOH AAAAH. Also, he didnt run into any other ninja raptors, which kinda sucks...*

Aircrest: F*ck you CS D:<

*You know, looking down at the mountain from above in a totally not god-like way, it looks like two giant hills really close together with a seam in the mid....oh lawd*

Aircrest:....Son of a b*tch

by **Giratina93** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:45 am

*As Ridley watches me from the collusium seats, Midori appears beside her.*

Midori: Seems like Gira's doing alright... He's been through worst and come out in one piece...

Ridley: Yeah...

Midori: Say, do you have a diffrent name than "Ridley"? We all know your not the original bad*** space dragon that TT has comand of, so perhaps to not confuse you with him or the Metroid Series dragon...

Ridley: Actually, yes, I do have a diffrent name... it's Shinobu... that was the name I was born with... I only got the name "Ridley" slapped onto me by the space Pirates when I first meet them after the Jusenkyo incident...

Midori: Alright... Shinobu...

*As my two original NPC's watch me, a crowd of Sharpclaw begins to gather in the stands, some of them betting money on me, while the Genre Savvy ones bet money on the Covenant forces...*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:47 am

Abaddon sees the colosseum and decides to watch the bout from above......

by **dinoman666** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:47 am

*The two Wraiths turn to face Gira, firing their plasma turrets at him*

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:53 am

Aircrest: CS you get me off this thing right now

Relax you damn Nancy, I was only f*cking with ya

Aircrest:....

Well...what're ya waiting for?! GO FOURTH ON YOUR MAGICAL ADVENTURE

*Thunderclap*

Aircrest: Ok fine, fine!

*He continues WALKING because walking pwns and is good excersize. Also, I am in no way like god by watching from above yet doing jack sh*t other than using my powers to intimidate. Honest*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:54 am

187: I CAN FEEL THE SHAME LIFTING!

Too bad its just bad Deus Ex Machina...

187: SHUT UP STOP RUINING MY DREAMS.

Fine fine...

by **Giratina93** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:55 am

*Fades a split second before the first plasma bullet hits me, only to reappear on the engine exhaust on the back of one of the wraiths.*

I wonder what will happen if...

*Smashes the exhaust port to bits, the entire Wraith explodes as I leap off, before leaping upon the hatch to the other Wraith.*

Knock KNOCK!

*Begins to bash open the entry hatch...*

by **dinoman666** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:03 am

*As the hatch is bashed open, the Elite pilot inside blasts Gira in the face with a Plasma Rifle, knocking him off the tank*

by **Giratina93** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:06 am

*Falls onto the ground, the number 1 appearing above my head before vanishing...*

Just great... only 1 life left...

*Yanks Rocket out of subspace, befor efiring it at the tank, blowing up the Wraith as well as it's Elite driver...*

by **dinoman666** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:10 am

Alright, Boss Wave time!

*Another Phantom swoops in, dropping off six Elites: a Field Marshall with an Energy Sword, two Generals carrying Fuel Rods Cannons, and a trio of Rangers, two armed with Plasma Repeaters and one with a Concussion Rifle*

Try that on for size!

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:10 am

*Aircrest walks a bit mor-*

Aircrest: NO DAMN IT. NO MORE F*CKING WALKING. IM TAKING CONTROL OF THIS SH*T

*He suddenly charges off the edge of the ridge*

What the hell!? You cant kill yourself! You have a wife and nonexistant kids!

Aircrest: SELENA ISNT HERE AND I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS! NEEEEEVVVEEEEEEEERRRRR

*Voice echos around the mountain, followed by a rumbling as tons of snow sheets start making their way down the mountain side*

Aircrest: HEY LOOK. IF I SOMEHOW SURVIVE THE FALL, ILL GET BURIED! AND NOT IN SOME SIMPLE HOLE EITHER!

Damn it Aircrest! Your f*cking up your destiny!

Aircrest: WHAT F*CKING DESTINY!?

NO TIME TO DEBATE THIS SH*T

*Just before Aircrest hits the snow covered base of the mountain, he is suddenly whisked away in a bright light, reappearing in the jungle he saw earlier, lacking the coat*

Aircrest:.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

*AND SO THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES WITHOUT HIM TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF D:<*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:14 am

Gothmog sees aircrest again.

"Oh, god, not bad luck raptor again...."

The giga begisn to back away slowly......

by **C S** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:17 am

Aircrest: What the f*ck are you looking at!? You wanna start something motherf*cker because I can finish it! I can kick your a*s all the way back home that is really really really really really far away and hear you cry all the way there! D:<

*He starts making numerous jokes about the Giga's mother*

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