RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog cocks his head to the side, being too stupid to understand the concept of a yo momma joke.

"What in god's name are you talking about, boy?"

[Giratina93]

*Eyes widen as I see the covenant forces, a small cloud forming above my head with a white flag forming in it, the loud vanishes along with the flag as I shake my head.*

This should be quite some fun...

*Smirks as a twister begins to form around me, the massive remains of the Wraith tanks and the Reveante are tossed around inside the twister befor ebeing flung, the Wraith pieces slam into the Field Marshall, smashing him completely, while the Reveante parts collide with the Rangers...*

[C S]

Aircrest: Are you blind dumba*s?! I am an ADULT. I think....15 and a half is adult for raptors... ANYWAY....f*ck off! I dont need your bullsh*t...I have some f*cking mission to do and I have no f*cking clue what it is. Quite frankly I see no point to it but SOMEONE wont let me go ba-

*A nearby tree suddenly explodes into a shower of splinters, a booming crack echoing through the area*

Ya keep b*tching Airy! D:<

[dinoman666]

*Before the pieces hit, the Field Marshall throws down a Drop Shield, surrounding the Elite troops, and the vehicle chunks bounce off harmlessly, flying in arbitrary directions. The Elites patiently wait inside the shield for Gira to make a move, weapons at the ready*

[Giratina93]

So these fools actually are smart enough to use equipment? Great... I'll enjoy slicing them apart!

*The twister keeps advancing toward the Elites, my two tentacles begin to spin around and around outside the twister, sending anything in their range flying, loads of debris smashes into the Drop Shield, causing it to change color, before breaking it due to the damage done to it, the strength of the twister begins to pick up Elites, tossing them around the twister like ragdolls...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog pulls out some glasses from his rocket launchers on his shoulders.

"ah, I see. I thought you were half your size. In this case....."

Drool drips from gothmog's maw before he lunges at the raptor........

[C S]

*Aircrest simply leaps out of the way, letting Gothmog smash his head against a tree, leaves raining down around him*

Aircrest: I see. You are another Ninja. A sneaky one too, not wearing rags. Either that, or your too f*cking big. Regardless, you dont pose a threat.

*Another tree explodes*

START WALKING GREEN ONE

Aircrest: Wait you didnt send this jackass-

*Suddenly a tree catches on fire, before being extinguished before it can spread*

WAAAAAALK

Aircrest: FINE FINE. F*cker

*He starts walking off, leaving the dazed Giga*

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog gets to his feet, grunting before walking away. He attempts to shoot his rockets, only the fidn he hadn't reloaded them last civil war.

"Dammit...."

the dino walks away....

random dino: "Idiot."

[dinoman666]

*The Rangers activate their Antigravity Packs, suddenly unaffected by the twister. Each one grabs a fellow Elite and pulls them to safety, outside the twister*

Field Marshall: Fight coward! Show me honor, if you have it!

[C S]

*After some moar walking, Aircrest comes to a sheer cliff. The drop is obscured by a thick mist some ways down with few visable trees. Some ways off in the distance, he could see the mountain he was just on, a jagged spire rather than a bad butt joke. The corner of his mouth twitches a few times as he mutters something to himself*

Aircrest: I hate my life...

What was that?!

Aircrest: Did you just make be back track in my nonexistant quest?!

...No..

Aircrest: Yes you did motherf*cker!

SILENCE YOU TWAT! I made you back track because you didnt defeat the first boss!

Aircrest: What first bo-

*Suddenly, two bridges of color appears before the green raptor*

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY! YEAH YEAH YEAH! SO INTENSE D:

Aircrest:...What the f*ck

Defeat it

Aircrest: You cant be serious

I am

Aircrest:......

DO IT

*Thunder crackling over head is heard*

Aircrest: FINE. *stares at the rainbows wondering wtf to do*

[Giratina93]

*The twister stops as one of my tentacles slams into the Field Marshall in mid-speech, sedning him high up into the air, just a few centimeters from the ceiling, befor ecrashing down upon a Ranger...*

I am matter.

I am antimatter.

I can see your past.

I can see your future.

I consume time...

And I will consume YOU!

*Launches both tentacles forward, the ends of the tentacles burst into flames...*

[C S]

Aircrest: Wow this is f*cking pointless.

*He raises a scaley eyebrow as a robot unicorn flies over head, ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU- erm...anyway.*

Aircrest: You know, I can just walk over the edge here and end this suffering...<.< >.>

*Aircrest leaps off the edge of the cliff, landing on a rainbow, shocked and appalled that it is indeed solid*

Jackass! I knew you were going to try that bullsh*t!

Aircrest:.... *He tries to claw his throat out, only to find that he cant move his limbs just before his claws touch his neck*

D:< You obviously cant be trusted

Aircrest: Fine fine...guess I deserve this sh*t after all the crap I did in my life....

THATS THE SPIRIT =D

[Iceking]

*Red Eye, having overheard Aircrest's and CS's argument, emerges from the cover of several trees, glancing up at the rainbows for a momment.* RE:You certainly seem to be having a magical adventure here.

[dinoman666]

*The Elites, having landed by this point, including the Ranger and Field Marshall, scatter, letting the tentacles sail past them, before all of them open fire on Gira, with the exception of the Field Marshall, who vanishes during the chaos*

[Iceking]

*Nefrian positions himself to land feet first on the ground, a wave of shadow flames suddenly erupting around G4E before slamming into him, visibly burning his scales.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I growl from the flames, before shaking my head and unleashing my full power atomic beam straight into Nefarian's chest........

[Iceking]

*Nefarian raises a wall of earth in front of him, preventing the beam from hitting him long enough so that he can get out of the way. Lowering the wall, he jumps onto it before dropping down, walking towards G4E.*

[C S]

Robot Unicorn: ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOOOU IN A MAGICAL ADVENTURE IN HARMONY HARMONY ALWAYS

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!

Aircrest: ....Oh sh*t its creepy a*s again. Aw well. It cant get worse. Hey, if you stay I promise I wont make fun of you behind your back anymore <.<

[Godzilla Forever]

I spin soul calibur, creating a blast of icy winds, before leaping upwards with the blade pointed down in an attempt to impale Nefarian......

[Iceking]

*Nefarian releases a fire pulse, negating the cold of the winds as he then side steps G4E at the last possible second, swinging his sword at the user's neck.* RE:I highly doubt your words. Enough on that, though. I'm just here for a magical adventure.