RPG Topia E-war

[raptor33]

.....did that rock move? AHHH DIE ROCK *shoots rock with laser pistol*

...........Uh...... why is the rock still moving, as if kicked?? *dives for bushes with loaded bazooka*

[Godzilla Forever]

Chicken begins to rush raptor, looking hungry.......

[raptor33]

*notices someone else is in the bush* AHHH A SHEEP!!!!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO SHEEP!!!!!!! *jumps out of bushes*

Is that is giant chicken? EAT MISSLES!!!!!!!

[Godzilla Forever]

chicken: "BOCK BOOOOCK!!!"

the chicken shoots lasers from its eyes at raptor........

[raptor33]

Ah ****. *gets hit by laser for 2 seconds* CURSE YOU CHICKEN CREATURE!!!!!!

*hides behind Hummers while shooting chicken with rockets* WHY WONT IT DIE!?!?!?

[Godzilla Forever]

The rockets blow up on the chicken, removing the feathers from its skin. The chicken, now angry, flies up (somehow, despite its lack of feathers) and over Raptor's hummer, pooping bombs down onto the vehicle, blowing it up, flaming shrapnel being sent flying everywhere...........

[raptor33]

((last post for tonight))

ah damn it. *is hit by roughly 98% of the bombs*

*shoots chicken while getting closer and closer to falling off the edge* HOW DO YA LIKE MISSLES PUNKBIRD?!?!??! THIS IS WHAT YA GET FOR BREAKING MY HUMMER!!!!!!!

[Godzilla Forever]

Chicken gets hit by the missiles, exploding all over the place, acidic chicken blood and various chicken body parts being sent all over the place, the air filling with the smell of fried chicken.......

[Giratina93]

*The second Ik lands on the dragon, it barrel rolls to the left, dropping IK into the molten slag while dodging the atomic bast, the bird wyver, flies right over, spewing acidic globs upon the user...*

[Iceking]

*Having expected an attempt to throw me off, I use my upper right hand to hang on the Quru's neck with an incredibly firm grip, while I then stab it's right wing and take out a chunk of the webbing.*

[Godzilla Forever]

OOC: IK, as much as I like to win, that was a bit cheap. How would you know that the Quru would move?

I look up at the quru, charging my atomic breath, the molten slag beginning to heat up.........

[Giratina93]

*The second IK's hand grabs the Wyvern's neck, Qurupeco honks as loud as he can, the loudness of the honk blasts into IK like a freight train, forcing him to cover both ears, making him loose grip of the biird as he falls into a nearby snow drift, the wyvern lands, before lunging at the user...*

[Iceking]

Ooc:The explanation is simple, G4E. I've come to expect that anytime I leap on an animal controlled by a user, that it's going to try and make a move to throw me off.

*I only cover my ears with my lower hands, my upper left hand holding the sword and slashing into the targeted wing, tearing out a good chunk of the webbing.*

[Giratina93]

*The honking becomes too loud for IK to bear, forcing him to let go and cover his ears as he falls into a snow drift, the birdie lands, before lunging at the user...*

*Is watching Raptor and the chicken fight.*

Mareep!

[Godzilla Forever]

As IK attempts to tear out the webbing, I unleash my atomic breath, the beam missing the Quru, having been a warning shot to catch its attention........

[Iceking]

*Even as the Peco lunges at me, I stab my sword into it's beak, driving the sword through the bottom jaw and out the top, though not near enough to the brain to cause fatal damage. Pulling my sword out and leaping back, I casually wait for the bird wyvern's next move.*

[Giratina93]

*The Qurupeco, acting as if unaffected by the attack, slams into IK, knocking the user into G4E, sending both of them below the molten slag's surface, the birdie flies to right above the surface of the lava, looking down for it's foes...*

[Godzilla Forever]

A beam of atomic breath tears across the Quru, knocking into the mountainside as I rise from the slag, my eyes and spines glowing an ominous blue.......

[Iceking]

*Once again using my telekinesis to hover to a stop, I casually land on the other side of the slag. Raising my sword, I teleport the momment I begin to swing, appearing next to the Peco and see the blade hit the right wing the momment I reappear, the sword cutting into the webbing and taking out a good chunk.*

[Giratina93]

*The Qurupeco laughs as the sword bounces off it's leathery wing, it's wing harder than stone, the birdie, having decided that it's had enough fun until the Civil War, spews out two massive fireballs, both which explode in G4E and Ik's face, knocking both of them back as the bird Wyvern flies off, a black piece of dried paint on the dround, the paint having come off when IK struck the bird...*