RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Royal Ludroth frees self from trees, the reptile now angry as it charges at TT, spewing icy spheres left and right...*

[raptor33]

what the hell? I can't leave for a half day without being left out?

*sword at the ready* Godzilla, I wish to fight you.

[Evil Eye]

*swallows raptor whole*

[raptor33]

*EE's post is void, as EE was near Doc. I am no where near him.*

Begone fool. You have no power. *banishes EE before he can make another void post*

I'm waiting Godzilla...

[Evil Eye]

*EE's post remains valid, as this is the f*cking rpgtew*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Invisible hand b*tch slaps Raptor*

He is right. Its RPGT E-war. You can teleport to places, so "HE'S NOT NEAR ME" doesn't apply.

*Smacks Ludroth away casually as it nears*

[raptor33]

((Fine. You want to play like a **** *****, then you will die like a **** *****.))

*cuts EE apart from the inside* End. Of. Story. *stabs him again* You. Are. Dead. *stab* Deal. With. It.

*waits for Godzilla to show up* I'm still waiting for you to come and fight.

[TyrannoTitan]

*Raptor explodes*

This. Is. RPGT. E-war. Death. Does. Not. Apply.

*Raptor's ashes explode*

Deal. With. It.

[Giratina93]

*Royal Ludroth howls in rage, then fires off three icy spheres at TT...*

[raptor33]

*reforms from the atoms in the ash of the ash* It won't happen again.

*teleports to Gira's location with sword ready* I WANT MY REVENGE GIRA!!!!! *leaps for Gira's throat*

((So, now, according to EWAR Logic, I can now use all 22 elements to kill Gira!!))

[Evil Eye]

What the f*ck don't you get?

This. Is. RPGT. E-war. Death. Does. Not. Apply.

[Giratina93]

*Fires Heat Beam at Raptor, blowing him into a cliffwall.*

I have far more urgent matters than fighting you...

*Swims into lava river, swimming downstream, toward the main Site.*

Now, where to find a good cup of egg nog?

[Evil Eye]

*Shoots mini-donuts at Gira*

[Giratina93]

*Eats donuts, before continuing downstream, the lava river going underground now...*

Need... More... Eggnog...

[TyrannoTitan]

*Deflects projectiles back at the ludroth*

I should note that this E-war should never be taken seriously. Ever.

Only Civil Wars are somewhat serious. Just because you're fighting someone else doesn't mean another person can't come in and stab you. You can smack them away and say it didn't work or whatever, but you can't say "HUR HUR POST IS VOID".

[Evil Eye]

*Shoots eggnog at Gira*

[Giratina93]

*Gobbles up Egg Nog, then swims downward, entering the core of the Site...*

This seems like a good place to rest...

*Falls to sleep...*

*Ludroth ducks, the projectiles flying over his head, the maned lizard leaps onto TT, crushnig him beneath his bulk...*

[raptor33]

What the f*ck don't you get?

This. Is. RPGT. E-war. Death. Does. Not. Apply.

((I get that "kill" means "fight and win against" so don't push it. While death may not apply, it would be commons sense for you to know when you SHOULD be dead so you can RESPAWN.

and, so Doc doesn't turn me into a doughnut for OOC post....))

*hits cliff wall* WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT? *falls off cliff wall* Sh*t. *hits rock* At least it's not lava? *gets up* Try this on for size! *causes rocks to fall on Gira*

[Giratina93]

*Is in the core of the Site, Ratpor's attacks hit the ground, but do not ahrm me...*

Life is perfect...

[Evil Eye]

What the f*ck don't you get?

This. Is. RPGT. E-war. Death. Does. Not. Apply.

((I get that "kill" means "fight and win against" so don't push it. While death may not apply, it would be commons sense for you to know when you SHOULD be dead so you can RESPAWN.

and, so Doc doesn't turn me into a doughnut for OOC post....))

If I say you didn't kill me, you didn't, simple.
You've been OOC posting all this time, with your parentheses whoring


*swallows raptor whole again*