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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:22 am

Airy: HOLY F*CK

*rolls onto the tank its self*
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:24 am

*Body is still sizzling against ground.*

Why me? Why must I suffer?
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:26 am

*Speedy punts Gira away at mach 35*

Speedy: Because your a...whats the word...

*My voice is heard as an echo across the site*

TWAT..twat...twat...twat

Speedy: Yeah, thats it
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:30 am

People don't usually respond well when you try to kill them.

*Tanks begins to trundle toward a random valley, which is connected only by a small suspended bridge*

Darkness: How are we suppo-

*Tank begins to balance itself on the bridge*

Darkness: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KID-

*Bridge obviously snaps, sending us plummeting into the valley*

Darkness: SH*T SH*T SH*T!

Don't worry, I have a plan...

*Pushes button, parachutes shooting out the back of the tank as if it were a drag racing car*

Darkness: .........
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:31 am

*Airy is holding onto the door hatch for dear life*

Airy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *pant pant pant*...UUUUUUUU....
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:31 am

*THe parachutes break from the weight of the tank, sending it plummeting to it's demise...*

ha... I...win...

*Dies.*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:33 am

*Gira obviosuly hasnt seen the A-team*

*His post is void for being so ignorant of aerodynamic/weight physics in a movie, much less RPGT Ew*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:35 am

*Parachutes weren't working anyway*

Darkness: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

Hmm...I'm not sure...

*Places hand to chin, thinking, as the tank splashes into a wide river below*

*Darkness swims to the surface of the river, as I remain in the tank, still in the exact same pose*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:37 am

*Airy bobs at the surface of the river, vaguely resembling a duck*

...Hahhaha...Air is lighter than water....
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:38 am

*Appears in the river, swimming around, still in sheep form.*

Man is life so grand!
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:41 am

Airy: HOLY F*CK SWIMMING KKK MEMBER-

*Gira is suddenly tackled by a screaming blue and white blur, being dragged under the water by momentum alone*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:41 am

*Finally swims to the surface*

I GOT IT!

Darkness: What?

The water will cushion our fall!

Darkness: ......Shut up.

*We swim to the shore*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:46 am

Airy: Quack quack waddle waddle! *swims after Darkness and TT*
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:27 pm

*stumbles, knocked off balance for a second by the aftershocks of the death of the old e-war* Whoa. *looks around* This reincarnation smells of nostalgia and gun powder. JOYNESS! =D

*turns to Shadow* Shall we continue? *aims a stab at his stomach*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:44 pm

*Frontflips above the slash, kicking HF's head while in the air, kicking off her head, backflipping onto feet.*

Gladly =)
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:47 pm

*grunts and kicks Shadow's feet out from under him as he lands*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:51 pm

*Hits the ground hard, but pushes up back onto my feet. Sidespins around HF, and crouching, aiming a low kick at her ankles*
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:54 pm

*jumps over the kick, avoiding the blow and delivering a kick of my own to Shad's face before I land*
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Postby Shadow » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:01 pm

*Catches foot in hand, and throws it upwards, knocking HF off balance, jumps up , and roundhouse kicks Hf while she's in the air, so it's like a slo mo kick =D*
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Don't give up on your faith
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:07 pm

*hits the ground hard and gets up slowly, as if hurt more than I actually am*
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