RPG Topia E-war

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RPG Topia E-war

Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:29 am

And from the ashes, it will arise, REBORN!

Welcome to RPG Topia E-war. Please remain seated while the E-war is in motion.

RULES:

(Oh yes, there are rules here now. I know, it sickens me too, but some individuals who will remain nameless have forced my hand)

1: No named NPCs. Period. Summoning a hippo to crush someone randomly is fine, interacting with your own characters on the site is fine too. Bringing in ZAPARDEO THE OVERLORD HAMSTER AND DEVOURER OF SOULS, or Animeki-san, however, is not.
2: Serious fights are ok. Randomly killing some for no reason is ok. Developing a plot to become uber powerful is not. Any plot, really, is no bueno.
3: Making a character in another RPG or E-war simply to use them here will result in a foot up the arse to the person involved. You can't find a loophole to the rules, sherlock.
4: Taking over the site is bad m'kay. Its also impossible. M'kay.
Q: Since these topics won't be deleted when they are locked, spam applies here as much as it does elsewhere. Don't think you can raise your post count just by posting a lot here.
#Doc is a twat: The introduction of civil wars (IE: Wars started by me), means the voiding of a few rules above. NPCs are allowed, armies are allowed, and plots are allowed. This is the ONLY time that some rules don't apply.
#Doc is a twat subsection A: Civil wars will be introduced by ME and ME alone.
5: It is a fact that Crusher plus beans plus an open fire equals the end of the world as we know it.
6: I like tacos.
7: Seriously. Cheese also pwns.
8: KP will soon update the site.
9: LOL YA RIGHT.
10: I'm scaring you with the number of rules you see at first glance hahaha.
11: Of course, these rules, if broken, will not result in official warnings. Instead, I will correct the rule breaking posts with a post of my own at first, as a warning of sorts. Continuing after or ignoring my post will result in me editing out all the bits that break these rules. If you've ever been a witness to the other times I've edited other people's posts, you should know it is never a good thing.
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*Puts on M. Bison uniform*

SHOW ME YOUR RAGE!
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:30 am

*Finds self all alone, with none of my old NPC's around.*

TT... please change the rules to include named NPC's... before I RIP YOU TO SHREADS!

*Leaps upon TT, then begins to bash his head into a brick wall...*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:34 am

*Appears in a massive puff of steam*

FAWLCON...slurp

*gets a slurpee and drinks*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:34 am

Hahaha...no.

*Dodges to the side, smacking Gira over the head with the cane*

*Begins dancing as techno starts playing*
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:36 am

*Looks about, seeing that Deathwing and the Spy are gone. Shrugging, I keep watching Alien with G4E.*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:36 am

*Continues drinking the slurpee, face (unseen by a silver and gold metal plated helmet with matching full body armor) twitching to the beat of the music*
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:36 am

*Begins to growl angrily, before leaping upon TT, knife at his throat.*

Atleast let me bring back 4 of the countless NPC's I've had. Just 4. No one else, comprende? Por favor?
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:37 am

*Smacks the knife out of Gira's hand with one swipe of the cane*

Me no sprekken ze english.

*End of cane presses against Gira's forehead, pushing him to the floor as I continue dancing*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:40 am

*pulls the straw out of my mouth (a slit in the helmet) and chucks the slurpee bottle to the ground, which is multicolored like disco ball rooms*

*Eyes give off a chilling blue glow through the seams of the armor, which travels through out my form*

I feel....frosteh

*glow sticks appear in hand. Waves them around*
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:41 am

*Grabs the cane, yanks it out of TT's hands, then snaps it, before grabbing TT and hurling him into a wall, before pinning him there.*

Don't play dumb with me, you *******. All I'm asking, is for me to bring 4, and I repeat, 4 of my NPC's from the old E-war into this one. Am I asking for the impossible? I think not....
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:44 am

*Smacks Gira's hand as he reaches for the cane*

Nope. Not possible.

*Continues dancing*
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:45 am

*Swings foot underneath TT, knocking him onto his back, before I kick the dang cane away from him, a massive rocket launcher in hand as I put it to his face, point-blank range.*

And would you care to elaborate on why it's impssoble? If you don't convince me, then you'll be blown to KINGDOME COME!
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:46 am

*twitch twitch*

NOOOOOooooo


*chucks the glow sticks down to the ground*

Lol litter


AHEM!


I DEMAND ROCK AND METAL

*Points finger dramatically at TT*

ENGARD TECHNO TAQUITTO!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:49 am

*Deflects foot with cane*

*Elbows Gira in the ribs before dancing away*

Because you need to learn how to deal without them my friend.
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:53 am

*Still pointing dramatically at TT*


MY FINGER POINTING SKILLS THAT PREVAIL THIS NIGHT!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:54 am

*Smacks finger with cane*

DON'T POINT AT HOLY PICTURES!

*Beats CS over the head with a picture of a taco*
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:57 am

*Sighs, before flying to the top of a tree, holding a picture album of my old team.*

I will miss you all...
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:58 am

*cane clanks off of helmet*


ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET AND JOCK STRAP

*kicks TT in a bad place for a man*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:59 am

SWEET TACO JESUS.

*Falls over*
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Postby C S » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:00 am

*holds finger up to the sky dramatically*


VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ME!
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