RPGTopia

*Darkness walks over to my pain stricken form*

Darkness: You are a sad, strange little man...

...Why...are you here...?

Darkness: To rub my involvement in Gira's face, considering the loss of his cronies.

*Stands up*

I see. Good work.

What was this all about...oh ya...


*Disappears in another flash of light*

*appears on the beach of Sorna with a radio*

*lies down while Kashmir's instrumental plays*

*Glares at Darkness, the sky above his head begins to darken...*

Darkness: Looks like rain. Something I'm not very fond of.

And you can't hold an umbrella! Hahaha-

*Discarded cane hits me in the unpleasant region*

Point...taken...

Darkness: Good.

*Aircrest looks down from a tree, shaking his head*

Airy: Cant hold an umbrella....but you can club someone with a stick...eh

*Cane collides with Aircrest's head, knocking him from the tree*

Darkness: Some of us can throw with our teeth. But that doesn't exactly hold an umbrella over my head, now does it?!

*Attempts to get up once more*

*Watches as a massive tidal wave comes in, washing Darkness, TT, and CS away, Tiffany and Ridley standing ontop of a large rocky outcrop.*

Wait a second... why are you two still here?

Tiffany: Because, we're your characters in the SHRPG, remember?

Ridley: Yeah. We'd never leave your side, Gira-chan.

Thank you... MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

*Lightning flies from finger, zapping the water, electrocuting TT and Darkness...*

*Is no where near a beach*

Oops. Duty calls.

*Teleports next to META-Ridley, grabbing IT by the throat*

First, you are a character from SHRPG. Act like it. You are a cyborg. You do not speak Japanese. And you are not female. Got it? Good.

*Releases IT, and appears next to Darkness*

*Tiffany and Ridley are suddenly in a bloody heap, a blue and white blur being all they saw*

*SpeedFreak comes to a stop a few feet away, bracing on his baseball bat*

Bonk, you stupid peices of sh*t!


*Has gone surfing, body boarding on the water itself

Airy: Ow my a*s! *Picks cane up in mouth after he gets up and leaps back into the tree*

So...where are we, anyway?

Darkness: I'd think ground zero. As in, RPG Topia E-war.

Wait...if RPG Topia E-war is supposed to take place on the site, how can it exist on the site at the same time? Wouldn't we be in some infinite loop, where we are standing on a topic that represents the entire site on a topic that represent the entire site AGAIN?

*Darkness' eyes slowly go in opposite directions*

...Sh*t.

Dangit... I thought he wouldn't pay attention to such detail...

MR: My disguise failed... whom would you like me to kill now?

*Presses button on Meta-Ridley, causing an opening to appear ontop of it's head, before putting in a small disk, the disk carrying the personality and voice of the old RPGTopia Ridley.*

Just think of Meta-Ridley as the T-850, okay? I never got around to posting it in SHRPG, but Meta-Ridley's a FEMALE cyborg... wait, I even forgot to post that in the Profile for her... BRB!

*Dashes off toward the Profile section...*

Airy: Hahahaha! *ties a vine around the cane*

*dangles it infront of Darkness*

I am such a ****...D:

*Disks shatters and the compartment it was going to be placed it disappears*

God damn it, NO! You already refered to Meta-Ridley as a he, there is no way you can work around the rules.

Darkness: He never listens, does he?

RPG TOPIA E-WAR!

*Darkness returns to his blank stare*

*Vine starts whipping Darkness' nose*

Airy: Common...say something...insult me, go describe terrible things you want to do, like clawing my stomach out or some sh*t...ANYTHING


SpeedFreak: Damn Transvestite robot parrot sh*t!

Let me see why... When one sees something that they aren't sure what gender it is (Dessy), they tend to give it either a neutral, or a male gender. In the RPG, Tiffany hasn't realized that Meta-Ridley is a female, so she (And the Narrarator) think that she's a he, or an it, or WHATEVER! I'm not good with explaining things!

*Leaps upon Darkness, drawing a blade out, before plunging through his neck, killing off the raptor.*

sweet, sweet justice....

*As Gira lunges at Darkness, he finds the cane lodged through his ears, brain and the other side of his head*

Airy;..Did I do that?
Noble Airy: *stepping out of a golden vortex* No, I did
Airy:...Who the f*ck are you?

No. You are trying to find a loophole in the rules, despite already posting a LOT with Meta-Ridley, clearly defining him as a male. This is simply your sh*tty way to work around the rules. This is like changing a black colored character to white after pages of RPing with it. It doesn't fly with us.

*Grabs Gira's hand, twisting it so violently to the side that it shatters every bone in his wrist and hand, forcing him to drop the sword*

*Grabs the sword and stabs it into his stomach, pulling the sword out one way and yanking his opposite arm the other way, completely ripping the user in half*

Try to f*ck up an RPG again for this, and you are out of RPGT E-war. Completely. Kaput. GOT IT? I returned your SHRPG profile back to its original form.

*Revives, looking at TT with a very scared look on face, before backing up, dissapearing into the distance...*

Noble Airy: I appeared in this very realm, many times. To the point that I am a character in my own regard, but I am just here to voice this...Giratina seriously piss me off. Constantly endangering the realm, if I- *mumbles something as he steps back through his portal to the fanfics*

Airy:...Who was that a*shole?

Darkness: Some dude who was another unfortunate victim of the new regulations. A pity, really...but I guess there's always a price for happiness.

*Begins to calm down, the area around me returning to normal*

Darkness: Done?

*Sits down*

Probably not. Jesus christ, we didn't have this problem what so ever in the past. Why is it suddenly an issue now?

Darkness: *Shrugs*