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Airy: HOLY F*CK

*rolls onto the tank its self*

*Body is still sizzling against ground.*

Why me? Why must I suffer?

*Speedy punts Gira away at mach 35*

Speedy: Because your a...whats the word...

*My voice is heard as an echo across the site*

TWAT..twat...twat...twat

Speedy: Yeah, thats it

People don't usually respond well when you try to kill them.

*Tanks begins to trundle toward a random valley, which is connected only by a small suspended bridge*

Darkness: How are we suppo-

*Tank begins to balance itself on the bridge*

Darkness: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KID-

*Bridge obviously snaps, sending us plummeting into the valley*

Darkness: SH*T SH*T SH*T!

Don't worry, I have a plan...

*Pushes button, parachutes shooting out the back of the tank as if it were a drag racing car*

Darkness: .........

*Airy is holding onto the door hatch for dear life*

Airy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *pant pant pant*...UUUUUUUU....

*THe parachutes break from the weight of the tank, sending it plummeting to it's demise...*

ha... I...win...

*Dies.*

*Gira obviosuly hasnt seen the A-team*

*His post is void for being so ignorant of aerodynamic/weight physics in a movie, much less RPGT Ew*

*Parachutes weren't working anyway*

Darkness: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

Hmm...I'm not sure...

*Places hand to chin, thinking, as the tank splashes into a wide river below*

*Darkness swims to the surface of the river, as I remain in the tank, still in the exact same pose*

*Airy bobs at the surface of the river, vaguely resembling a duck*

...Hahhaha...Air is lighter than water....

*Appears in the river, swimming around, still in sheep form.*

Man is life so grand!

Airy: HOLY F*CK SWIMMING KKK MEMBER-

*Gira is suddenly tackled by a screaming blue and white blur, being dragged under the water by momentum alone*

*Finally swims to the surface*

I GOT IT!

Darkness: What?

The water will cushion our fall!

Darkness: ......Shut up.

*We swim to the shore*

Airy: Quack quack waddle waddle! *swims after Darkness and TT*

*stumbles, knocked off balance for a second by the aftershocks of the death of the old e-war* Whoa. *looks around* This reincarnation smells of nostalgia and gun powder. JOYNESS! =D

*turns to Shadow* Shall we continue? *aims a stab at his stomach*

*Frontflips above the slash, kicking HF's head while in the air, kicking off her head, backflipping onto feet.*

Gladly =)

*grunts and kicks Shadow's feet out from under him as he lands*

*Hits the ground hard, but pushes up back onto my feet. Sidespins around HF, and crouching, aiming a low kick at her ankles*

*jumps over the kick, avoiding the blow and delivering a kick of my own to Shad's face before I land*

*Catches foot in hand, and throws it upwards, knocking HF off balance, jumps up , and roundhouse kicks Hf while she's in the air, so it's like a slo mo kick =D*

*hits the ground hard and gets up slowly, as if hurt more than I actually am*