RPGTopia

*falls into the middle of the Canturbury Tales conversation* "Uhh...I'm...Dizzy....Parson in Wycliffe" Cried Beowulf in confusion, and then ran and leaped his way up a winding staircase that led to no-no land.

*Tiffany and Bowser turn to face the fleeing Beowulf.*

Tiffany: What was that guy's problem?

Bowser: I don't know, but I think I found myself a figure to fight...

*Bowser chases after Beowulf, the King o the Koopas ready to fight...*

"Incoming" I yell as I appear out of nowhere and skid across bowser who then stops and gets hit by the missle

Returns to Bowswer and RT. "Riddle me this, I will--" and then Pyschicly tells them to start running around in circles

Psycic reverb hits Beowolf as he tries to influance me "Don't even try buddy, I was trained by the best!" skies offward

*staggers, but quickly recovers* Hm, you think you're so good, trying playing me at Chess! But that's besides the point...

*Draws Ice sword, to duel with and slices towards RT, sending an ice wave into him*

Ice stops right in front of me as I stop and look back "you asked for it when you tried to attack me with my own element" Ice fragments and surrounds and snow starts to swirl around me lifting me off the ground. Ice starts flying at Beowolf and tearing through him then coming around for another pass through and within secounds your shredded of flesh. I ski off not really caring

*Deflects the Ice shards with sword at lightning speed, and races towards RT, sending Lightning bolts at him rapidly*

lighting is absorbed and fired back as I contiue to ski away

OOC: Um, is this really acceptable? Even for an E-War that's ridiculous...=P

Charges his Ice Sword with electricity and sends a duo blast towards RT.

OOC: yup anything here is possible it's just a matter of imagination and sense of fun heck you could drop the foot from monty python, speaking of which

Lighting is absorbed again and this time launched at Beowolf's feet leaving a crater and a giant fist jumps out of the ground and launchs Beowolf backwards

OOC: Whatever you say...

*But the Hand then catches Beowulf and launches him into RT Sword first because he Pyschicly swayed it's allegiance. The Ice/Electric Sword slashes RT and freezes him whilst he's electrocuted.*

Spikes of ice burst from the ground and spear themselves through Beowolf and the sword along with the ice sink into the ground "tonights battle has ended here unfortunetly"

"Hahaha..." laughed Beowulf with a chuckle as he rose broke his way up through the ice "Have you forgotten about my weaponproof armor? Have you even read the epic of Beowulf?" Beowulf said victoriously. Once he was free of all obstacles he quickly climbed up the mountain again, and called a swarm of venomous bats to eat all of RT's cupcakes he had been saving for the weekend.

*Bowser roars in rage, then charges at Beowulf, bashing the user into a brick wall.*

"Bowser! Chill! I saved a cupcake for you!" Beowulf says, giving Bowswer an exploding cupcake before fleeing

*Snarling, Bowser tosses the cupcake away, then pursuits after Beowulf.*

Bowser: Sheesh. I just want to pound you into the ground... Atleast IK isn't pounding me into the ground...

Beowulf, disgusted with the serious mood, decided to play music in the background. *Folk Music starts playing* "Hmmmm....not quite there...." *Symphonic Folk Metal music starts playing* "There we go!" and with that Beowulf starts calling out Gerudo to aid him...

*Bowser bellows into the sky, Meta-Ridley swoops down by his side, Bowser charges at Beowulf, while Meta-Ridley lets loose with a fireball at Gerudo...*

"I don't eat cupcakes, now die bats" Bats get fried by tesla suit, then walks off not really interested