RPGtopia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Sidesteps CS's attack, causing him to tumble head over feels into the dirt. Parasol vanishes into thin air as I slug Kiryu across the face.*

[Kiryu Gwangi]

Looks like you need a dental appointment!

*grabs Gira and punches out most of his teeth*

[C S]

*Bat then thumps Gira on the head after being thrown from the heap I am now in*

Hey look I am a plane again :>

[Giratina93]

*Groans in pain from both hits, teeth regrowing back as I expand in a shroud of darkness, consuming Kiryu. The darkness fades, Kiryu being hurled into the dirt as I reform from the darkness.*

I don't need any dental work, thank you very much! My teeth are perfectly fine!

*Begins to walk away as numerous plant tendrils wrap around Kiryu, pinning him to the ground.*

[Kiryu Gwangi]

I've seen enough Cheese to know where this is going, and I don't like it!

*breaks free of the vines and wraps up Gira with them*

Time to break out my true form!

*pink energy surrounds me, before in a bright flash of light I become the Ultimate Lifeform: Gwangi*

Showtime!

*pounces on Gira and beats him up, before running off*

Ha! Got your wallet!

Doc says: Please no.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

HELLO PEASANTS

*Devours KG*

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PUNY behinds ON A PLATTER

Doc says: Thou shalt not profane the name of random combat

[Godzilla Forever]

"...."

I blast MT with my nuclear breath, sending his sprawling backwards. I draw my uber falchion and approach him to cut him to peices....

[Murloc Tyrannus]

GET IN MY ******* STOMACH GF, WHERE IT'S SAFE.

THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

JUST DO IT.

DO IT NAO

[Godzilla Forever]

"Nah, I'm okay out here, thank you very much."

Throws a really, really, REALLY big rock at MT.....

[Kiryu Gwangi]

*cuts way out from MT*

I'm back, what did I miss?

[The Kingpin]

*a spork soars out of nowhere and impales KG*

a corporate dinner, apparently.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

I see what you did there oh by the way I can't feel my anything.

*Faints from blood loss* x.x

[Kiryu Gwangi]

*pulls out spork*

Apparently so.

*throws MT into Gira and takes out high-powered shotgun*

[Iceking]

*I walk up to G4E, sword in hand.* How about a good old fashioned sword fight?

[Godzilla Forever]

"Ah, IK. It is good to see you, eld friend."

I adopt a fighting stance, my blade in hand.

"You may have the first strike, comrade."

[Giratina93]

*Flattens self against the ground, dodging the throw.*

I do believe that is MY wallet... PLEASE hand it back.

*Kicks Kiryu in the gut, knocking the air out of the user as well as causing him to drop the wallet. I pick it up, then grab him by the throat, before tossing him into a ditch.*

[Iceking]

*I take a step forward, then lunge towards G4E with the sword positioned to stab.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I sidestep IK's lunge, before I go in to hack at IK's neck...

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Don't mind me, just dying from blood loss.

*Suddenly, I stop bleeding and my stomach binds back together*

Oh. Okay then.

[Kiryu Gwangi]

Eez mah wallet now!

*eats Gira's legs and shoves him into rocket, flying him to the moon*