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RPGtopia E-war

Postby Doc 42 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:56 am

So I logged in and noticed a severe lack of douche baggery on the site. As pleasantly surprised as I was, I just couldn't for the life of me figure out what was up.

Then it hit me, that silly Second in Command, TT, is gone for the weekend. You obviously know what that means?

*Bulldozer smashes through the wall of the search icon and squid robots pour into the dormant fortress, hauling TT's dormant body out into the e-war section*

*construction company sets to work, fixing the site sign to read 'DOCtopia'*

*begins plotting horrific fate to befall TT*


*meanwhile, cranes erect giant bill board, reading "RULES: IT'S BACK"*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:03 am

WHO WANTS SOME ******* NESQUICK?
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:06 am

*Wonders how much the hotel will charge TT for that post*

Prolly a buttfuck ton
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Doc 42 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:47 pm

*Gag's TT with potato*
Quiet you
*squid robots surround CS*
You too.
Get him.
*Squid robots lunge in*

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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:59 pm

DON'T BREAK MY BUTT

*Grabs a squid tentacle and spins in place hoping to bat the others away like a badiss*

*Gets utterly buried by squid*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Doc 42 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:04 pm

*Squid robots haul out a tank full of cats, while the construction company finishes modifying the sign in the background*

*chucks TT into the 4 meter deep cat bath*

*TT sinks*

*Squid robots fold CS into a paper airplane*
*Begins loading him onto a ballista*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:08 pm

Well this isn't so bad. Except for the broken bones and grossly dislocated proportions, this is fun!

Fly me to the mooooon


*eagerly awaits take off*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Doc 42 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:01 pm

*launches CS at Giratina*
*awaits impact eagerly*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:22 pm

*Drops out of the sky after only a couple tens of meters*

Ow. I am not a well designed airplane :<
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Doc 42 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:04 pm

*fires Squid robot foreman*
*hires Aircrest*
Planeify that CS, immediately, and properly.
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:28 pm

Aircrest: Uh...right...lets see here...

*Giant cloud forms as Aircrest scrambles to work, obscuring both of us for a few moments. When the dust clears I have been stuck with a few feathers and shag carpeting*

Aircrest: That should do it...I think
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:50 pm

*Is busy tending to sunflower field, before noticing the action going on in the distance.*

I swore I'd stay away from this trap... but for old time's sake, I guess I can have a little bit of fun, if Doc's so wanting to have this around...

*shading myself with parasol, heads off toward the fun, the sunflower field and mansion in the field vanishing into thin air as a thin, sadistic smile spreads across my face.*

Let the games begin, I suppose...

*the ground around CS and Aircrest begins to buldge, as if something's moving underneath it.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:39 pm

I soon stumble into the E-war.

"What the hell's goin' on in here?"

I spot gira, and soon pick up a boulder before tossing it at him.

"Catch!"
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:43 pm

*Rock is suddenly stopped, several vines latching around it and yanking it to the ground before it can hit me, as I whirl around, confronting G4E.*

Well well, isn't this a sight for sore eyes. It's been quite a while....Tell me, are you ready to die today?

*Points parasol at G4E, the ground trembles and cracks as numerous mouthed vines and roots surge upward, ready to crush him...*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:53 pm

My tryhard senses are tingling! Doc the site has a boner!

*Uses my new shag carpet derived powers to take off at jet speed with Aircrest riding with a motorcycle helmet on*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Kiryu Gwangi » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:21 pm

*slithers onto the scene*

...Spies!!!

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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:24 pm

I unleash a nuclear pulse, vaporizing the vines.

"Forget you, Gira! Don't make me throw an even bigger rock!"
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Doc 42 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:29 pm

*Squid robots dog pile aircrest and CS and haul them off to the ballista*
*Cs is loaded onto it, with aircrest placed on top of him as pilot*
*Ballista fires, launching them at Gira. Again.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:33 pm

*Shag carpeting provides the lift and thrust necessary to impact with target*

*Aircrest jumps off at the last moment to be a paratrooper. Without a parachute.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:33 pm

*Smirks.*

A bigger rock? Really? I don't think so...

*Eyes flare, G4E is telepathically sent flying right into CS, haulting their flight while causing both of them to crash to the ground, before I telepathically lift both of them up, then send them flying right back toward Kiryu.*
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