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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:22 pm

*Sidesteps CS's attack, causing him to tumble head over feels into the dirt. Parasol vanishes into thin air as I slug Kiryu across the face.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Kiryu Gwangi » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:26 pm

Looks like you need a dental appointment!

*grabs Gira and punches out most of his teeth*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby C S » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:30 pm

*Bat then thumps Gira on the head after being thrown from the heap I am now in*

Hey look I am a plane again :>
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:01 pm

*Groans in pain from both hits, teeth regrowing back as I expand in a shroud of darkness, consuming Kiryu. The darkness fades, Kiryu being hurled into the dirt as I reform from the darkness.*

I don't need any dental work, thank you very much! My teeth are perfectly fine!

*Begins to walk away as numerous plant tendrils wrap around Kiryu, pinning him to the ground.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Kiryu Gwangi » Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:24 am

I've seen enough Cheese to know where this is going, and I don't like it!

*breaks free of the vines and wraps up Gira with them*

Time to break out my true form!

*pink energy surrounds me, before in a bright flash of light I become the Ultimate Lifeform: Gwangi*

Showtime!

*pounces on Gira and beats him up, before running off*

Ha! Got your wallet!

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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:04 am

HELLO PEASANTS

*Devours KG*

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PUNY behinds ON A PLATTER

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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:08 am

"...."

I blast MT with my nuclear breath, sending his sprawling backwards. I draw my uber falchion and approach him to cut him to peices....
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:09 am

GET IN MY ******* STOMACH GF, WHERE IT'S SAFE.

THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

JUST DO IT.

DO IT NAO
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:12 am

"Nah, I'm okay out here, thank you very much."

Throws a really, really, REALLY big rock at MT.....
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Kiryu Gwangi » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:12 am

*cuts way out from MT*

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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby The Kingpin » Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:35 am

*a spork soars out of nowhere and impales KG*

a corporate dinner, apparently.
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:54 pm

I see what you did there oh by the way I can't feel my anything.

*Faints from blood loss* x.x
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Kiryu Gwangi » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:09 pm

*pulls out spork*

Apparently so.

*throws MT into Gira and takes out high-powered shotgun*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Iceking » Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:57 pm

*I walk up to G4E, sword in hand.* How about a good old fashioned sword fight?
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:13 am

"Ah, IK. It is good to see you, eld friend."

I adopt a fighting stance, my blade in hand.

"You may have the first strike, comrade."
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:31 am

*Flattens self against the ground, dodging the throw.*

I do believe that is MY wallet... PLEASE hand it back.

*Kicks Kiryu in the gut, knocking the air out of the user as well as causing him to drop the wallet. I pick it up, then grab him by the throat, before tossing him into a ditch.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Iceking » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:55 am

*I take a step forward, then lunge towards G4E with the sword positioned to stab.*
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:04 am

I sidestep IK's lunge, before I go in to hack at IK's neck...
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:24 am

Don't mind me, just dying from blood loss.

*Suddenly, I stop bleeding and my stomach binds back together*

Oh. Okay then.
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Re: RPGtopia E-war

Postby Kiryu Gwangi » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:35 am

Eez mah wallet now!

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