King of the Hill

[The Kingpin]

*Spencer swoops in with a large volley of smoke bombs, sedating the bees and killing them afterwards*

My hill.

*A highly trained team of assassin ninja pirate cowboys move in riding Apache helicopters and Challenger 2 tanks*

[Iceking]

*A stone golem demolishes the tanks while an air elemental causes the wind to become fierce enough that the helicopters either crash land or collide with each other.*

My hill.

*The golem creates an earthen fortress upon the hill while the air elemental veils the defenses with thick fog.*

[The Kingpin]

*Giant hyper Plesioth army blasts the fortress to rubble before flopping both elementals to death*

My hill.

*props up a picture of Blue Waffle on top of the hill with a little sign that says 'You don't want to touch this hill, it has blue waffle'.*

[Iceking]

*Sells the picture and keeps the sign for future use*

My hill

*A hyper silver rathalos roasts underprepared hunters who come near the hill.*