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by **Iceking** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:49 pm

Granted, but it's only lifted for an hour. I wish that your allies in halo 3 were smart enough to remove their helmets if a plasma grenade was stuck to it.

by **C S** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:55 pm

granted but they dont know how and just run around going "I WANNA TAKE MA HELMET BUT I DONT KNOW HO-*splosion*"

I wish for indestructable un monkey wrenchable ROCKET BOOTS TO CRAP RAINBOWS IN THE SKY!

by **Iceking** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:57 pm

Granted, but the rocket boots short out after a minute of use. I wish i could draw by making my pencil move using telekinesis.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:31 pm

Granted, but the Joker pops by and bangs your head into the pencil.

I wish for eternal happiness in temporal possesions.

by **Iceking** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:21 pm

Granted, but your possesions got stolen by robbers. I wish I had a large bag of regenerating chex mix.

by **LV-426** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:20 pm

granted but each time they regenarate they taste worst. I wish aliens the board game had more levels .

by **Iceking** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:36 pm

Granted, but they are boring. I wish I could survive falling, no matter what the height was.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:14 pm

Granted, but you instead break your leg even falling from 1 inch in the air.

I wish for Egg Nog.

by **C S** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:18 pm

Granted

*give you the can. It was super heated and by time I have it to you, the can blew its top and spewed the scathing hot nog all over your face*

OOOH PWNT

<.<

I wish for CHEESE
....MELTED! AND IT WAS ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE A SPHERICAL PIZZA!!!

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:20 pm

Granted, but the cheese also covers you up and you die, unable to breath beneath 5 tons of the stuff. :twisted:

I wish for a poodle.

by **C S** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:22 pm

granted, it, like me (and everyone else on the planet) dies from suffocation by cheese

I wish that this topic didnt exist

muahahahahah

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:24 pm

Granted, but I wish it back into reality.

I wish for a sequal to Paraworld, one that's far superior to the origonal.

by **C S** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:25 pm

Granted, but only one copy is made, and it inexplicably lost in the cheesey Earth..somewhere...

I wish this cheesey hell never existed...

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:26 pm

Granted, but I wish you out of existance for this cheesy earth to be gone.

I wish for more root beer.

by **C S** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:30 pm

It evaporates

I wish for this damned cat to get out of my CPU and stop eating ma megabytes D:<

by **Iceking** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:30 pm

Granted, but it comes back. I wish I could see things up to 4 miles away from me.

by **C S** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:37 pm

granted, but you see through walls or any other object infront of you

I wish this damn cat was on a rocket to mars D:<

by **Iceking** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:40 pm

Granted, but it takes control of the rocket and returns to earth. I wish warcraft fans wouldn't have to wait 18 to 24 months for a new expansion pack.

by **C S** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:47 pm

Granted. Now you get NOTHING D:<

I wish a missile counter strike would befall that rocket before it lands O_O!!!!

by **Iceking** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:50 pm

Granted, but said missles end up failing to destroy the rocket. I wish that capcom would leak a picture of the uber dragon in MH3 and said picture would cause a massive amount of hype among MH fans.

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