King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A wild Rathalos appeared! Wild Rathalos uses fury swipes! Hit two time(s) and Ellis is poisoned! Wild Ellis is unable to move! Wild Rathalos uses fire blast! It's super effective! Wild Ellis faints!

My hill.

A Rathalos and rathian make themselves at home on the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

5 consecutive V-1 blitz bombard the hill, followed by shotgun blasts at the creatures from Francis in case they survived.

My hill.

Digs up pit and puts sign on hill after long work which reads "Hill 331, it's ours, not yours" while soldiers set up AT emplacements, sandbags along the walls of the pits and trenches, MG emplacements on the outer area of the hill, mines around it and soldiers in their makeshift base along with a couple of howitzer batteries and AA guns.

[Giratina93]

*The grond around the hill caves in, causing the weaponry and soldiers up on the hill to fall into the pits of Hell.*

my hill.

*Begins to breakdance on the hill, I having a staple gun to keep me safe from any harm...*

[UndeadRaptor]

I shoot Gira in the torso multiple times with a nail gun before kicking him off the hill.

My hill.

I throw a grenade in his grave for good measure before pulling out a latte and drinking it.

[raptor titanus3]

Hibernation: complete
Warning: Over slept
Advisment: Go nutz

"Thank you alarm clock"

I suddenly burst out from the ground and clock UR off into the sunset

My hill

I then yawn, stretch, and check my Email

[UndeadRaptor]

I come abck as a ghost and possess RT3, before causing him to kill himself by bashing his face on the keyboard of his computer multiple times.

My hill.

I return with a spiker and brute shot.

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly a banshee plows into you and your stuck to it's front so in rage it flys off to find a cliff

my hill

I patrol the Hill in Mi-24 A.K.A. The Hind!

[UndeadRaptor]

I hijack the banshee and shoot you down, the explosion kills you.

My hill.

I leap out of the banshee to use as a last resort and escape.

[Giratina93]

*Rises up out of the grave, before latching onto UR, ripping him in half with my inhuman strength.*

My hill.

*Sets up hammoch on hill, before going to sleep...*

[UndeadRaptor]

I cut an end of the hammoch and cause Gira to be rolled up like sushi.

My hill.

I mail Gira off to Mars.

[Giratina93]

*The ground around UR's feet begins to crack, before 8 writhing, thrashing heads rise up, one of them snatches UR, before gulping him down.*

my hill.

*The Orochi slithers out of the chasm, before signaling for Vintage to come and set up base here...*

[raptor titanus3]

"EXTERMINARTES"

my black hill

I call down a demon fireball from the Eye of terror and ignite the hill in enextigushable demon fire

[UndeadRaptor]

I blow up the hill and replace it with one in a galaxy far, far away.

My hill.

I sit on the hill and drink a smoothie.

[Godzilla Forever]

The smoothie is sentient and eats UR from the inside out.

My Hill.

Giant prehistoric fleas come down from no where and defend the hill....

[UndeadRaptor]

A tyrannosaurus rex riden by me comes up the hill and roars at the flies. They die a second later.

My hill.

I destroy the sentient smoothie and go for a non-sentient slushy instead.

[Godzilla Forever]

A big fish comes from the sky and smashes you.

My hill.

I grill said giant fish and have a summer cookout on the hill with my friends from the site, real life, and some of my NPCs.....

[UndeadRaptor]

A Covenant supercarrier glasses the hill, than I re-terraform it.

My hill.

I continue to drink my slushie.

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly a Giant Green Spider pounces you like a hunter and eats your liver and drinks your slushie

my hill

Because I borrowed Spidey he has to go home but don't worry our favorite Transforming Crab Rampage is back and readies his missle luancher

[UndeadRaptor]

I stealthly murder the spider and get my slushie back, the crab for taking them hill, and later RT3.

My hill.

I sit on a newer hammock to the hill whilst gulping down a super big gulp.

[raptor titanus3]

That post lacking any conformity at the end Rampage simply frags you and steps on your big gulp

my hill

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