RPGTopia

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:00 pm

Granted, but they turn out to be invincible carnivores that can catch up to you from the other side of the island in less than 3 seconds.

I wish I could dig my way to china.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:00 pm

Granted but they dub it an invasion and start shooting at you.

I wish my Wii didn't lag <.>

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:00 pm

granted, but then it burns!

I wish for tons of cotton candy!

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:02 pm

Granted but it actually weighs a ton, and crushes you.

I wish for a goldfish with seven tails that won't die or try to kill anyone =D

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:03 pm

Granted, but you are starving by the time you do reach China. I wish Kammy had actually tried to put up a fight before I killed her in the RPGT E-war.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but she ended up killing you.

I wish for a pet thylocine!

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:14 pm

Granted, but it mauls you. I wish that Pteranodon was playable in Jurassic park Scan Command.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:19 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be the worst fighting creature in the game.

I wish I could bring in more minions into the E-war. Starting to run low on minions...

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:22 pm

Granted, but they are still slaughtered easily. I wish Gira would join GEW.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:24 pm

Granted, but the end result is GEW gonig belly-up.

I wish for some quiet-time...

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted, but you can't get any quiet time the next day. I wish there weren't any drunk drivers on the road.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:33 pm

Granted, bu tthen they DELIBERATLY start to act stupid while on the road...

I wish for MORE DAKKA!

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:36 pm

Granted, but it vanishes in seconds after you made the wish. I wish I could always order free Pizza from dominoes.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:46 pm

Granted, bu ttheir pizza tastes like cardbord.

I wish for a BFS! (Which stands for Big ****ing Sword.)

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:48 pm

Granted, but the tip is dented. I wish for a planet made of ice cream that couldn't melt from the sun.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:49 pm

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish for a Mini-gun!

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:50 pm

Granted, but it's out of ammo. I wish there wasn't such a long wait between expansion packs of MH frontier.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:52 pm

granted, but instead, they're simply not made anymore!

I wish for a Zoo Tycoon 3.

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:55 pm

Granted, but it is horrible. I wish for a suit of armor.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:38 pm

Granted, but its' cracked.

I wish for an endless supply of honey!

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