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Postby Mini-Shot » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:51 pm

Granted, but you still get cavaties. I wish for pie.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:51 pm

Granted, but it is an exploding pie. I wish for sour gum.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:59 pm

Granted, but it is out of date, 100 years. I wish for a bomb :twisted:
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:00 pm

Granted, but it is taken away by the police. I wish I would win the lottery tonight.
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Postby Mini-Shot » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:02 pm

Granted, but all you win is 1 penny. I wish for a Playstation 3.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:03 pm

Granted, but it is missing its harddrive(or whatever else a PS3 has), I wish for an army
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:05 pm

Granted, but KP destroys it. I wish for a free demo of WoW:Cataclysm.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:09 pm

granted, but it sucks balls, I wish for a new computer
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:10 pm

Granted, but it has been flooded with every computer virus known. I wish my Computer would work forever.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:15 pm

Granted, but i steal it from your house... I know were you live!!!, I wish for a mansion
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:16 pm

Granted, but it collapses when a bird lands on the roof. I wish for the ability to dig at the speed of mach 3.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:17 pm

granted, but its all you can do from now on, i wish I was ruler of the earth King Ultra Grunt!
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:20 pm

Granted, but then you are assasinated and someone else rules the earth. I wish I had a leopard gecko.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:00 am

Granted, but a kitty plays with it to death. I wish I had a pet crocodile....
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:23 am

Granted, but it bites off your head. I wish I had tickets for a disturbed concert.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:47 am

Granted, but it is ransacked and is thus cancelled. I want a plasma screen TV.....
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:48 am

Granted, but it only has one channel. I wish I could shrink to the size of an ant.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:51 am

Granted, but an aardvark eats you. I wish I was a viking!!!! GREATSWORDS, ANYONE?!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:59 am

Granted, but you are gunned down by the police because you act violent in public. I wish I could throw the empire state building into outer space.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:16 am

Granted, but it comes back down and falls on you. I wish I could be a dragon.
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