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by **The Kingpin** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:33 pm

granted, but it's all poisoned

i wish for a black leather trenchcoat

[oh, and, umbrella? light rain. no need for it. thick hair, proper clothes and democracy make me immune to the Umbrella Dictatorship D:<]

by **Iceking** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:38 pm

Granted, but then Wesker himself arrives at your house and steals your coat. I wish I had a Wii.

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:41 pm

with the abilities of Wesker i could hold him off enough for him to decide to get his own coat

granted, but it's damaged by a friend, and the warrantee doesn't cover repair or replacement...

i wish for more time in the day

by **Iceking** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:44 pm

Granted, but now you stay up all night and are exhausted. I wish I was unable to get sunburn.

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:55 pm

granted, but you're still vulnerable to cancer

[oh and, i wanted more time to let me sleep more

]

i wish for a personal yacht, complete with weapons to keep away pirates

by **Iceking** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:58 pm

Granted, but it is accidently hit by a cruise ship while out on the open ocean and you go do with it. I wish for a jetpack.

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 pm

granted, but it explodes mid use

i wish i could fire screens at people when i said HAAAX

by **Iceking** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:37 pm

Granted, but people then gain telekinesis and throw the screens back at you. I wish Halo:Reach would come out by this summer.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:53 am

Granted, but due to the fact that it got rushed, it turns out to be the worst video game in existance.

I wish for lotsa spagettii!

by **Iceking** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:56 am

Granted, but while you are eating, Mario sneaks into your house and kills you with a knife. I wish I knew why Gira was interested in the ivory trade in RPGT E-war.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:06 am

granted, but then I kill you

I wish for world peace!

by **Iceking** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:11 am

Granted, but then animals take over the world. I wish Gira would actually tell the reasons that I wanted in my previous wish.

by **raptor titanus3** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:30 am

Granted but, he explains it after death
I wish that gira could get some freetime so we can post with each other in e-war and not ending up posting several hours afterwards

by **Giratina93** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:00 am

granted, but then the entire site shuts down completly.

I wsh for complete power!

by **Iceking** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:14 pm

Granted, but you are only given complete power over your neighborhood, since you weren't specific what it was you wanted complete power over. I wish I had some authority over my parents.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:15 am

Granted, but the only thing you have authority over is how they sleep.

I wsh for lots of gold!

by **Iceking** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:33 pm

Granted, but Deathwing melts it with his fire breath. I wish I had a pet Flood tank form.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:14 pm

Granted, but it gets pissed one day and starts smashing everything. I wish that there was a real dinosaur called stegoceratops.

by **Iceking** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:31 pm

Granted, but it destroys your neighbors garden. I wish that new hunter ranks would appear in Halo:Reach.

by **raptor titanus3** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:57 pm

granted, but they look stupid
I wish that in red dead redemption you could build a safehouse in the wild

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