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by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:30 am

Granted, but karma is against you and you crash it. I wish for an unlimited supply of food that isn't poisoned, is immune to the elements and will zap anyone who tries to eat it that isn't me or my friends and family and can adapt to my family's friends as well or if a new family member or friend comes.

Ha!!!

by **Evil Eye** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:32 am

Granted, but it explodes calmly and serenely on contact.

I wish. F*cking. August. Were here already.
:evil:

by **raptor33** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:52 am

Granted. Only a 5th of a month to go.

I wish Jurassic Park was REAL. I mean that it ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

by **Iceking** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:57 pm

Granted, but you end up getting stranded on Isla Nublar and eaten by a raptor one month after the disaster. I wish I could turn into a Pteranodon.

by **Evil Eye** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:17 pm

Granted, but you're eaten as a hatchling. I wish I was entertained.

by **raptor33** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:32 pm

Granted. You are so enterntained you explode from over-entertainment.

I wish I actually was part raptor.

by **raptor33** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:32 pm

Granted. You are so enterntained you explode from over-entertainment.

I wish I actually was part raptor.

by **slashmaster101** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:22 pm

granted but the military freak and nuke you

i wish could have some natchos

by **raptor33** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:30 pm

Granted. They are made of cardboard.

I wish I had an Godmod-proof coat.

by **UndeadRaptor** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:12 am

Granted, but you can't wear it cause it has spikes INSIDE.

I wish i had a gun.

by **raptor titanus3** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:27 am

granted but you can't keep it due to having no gun lisense

I wish for the parental lock on my xbox to be broken

by **UndeadRaptor** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:51 am

Granted, but i causes your Xbox the crash (sweet, sweet, revenge baby!)

I wish i had i gun license for my gun.

by **raptor titanus3** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:47 pm

OOC: It's like stepping on a rake pal when you do something crazy like that I hit harder (< Don't take seriously)

Granted but you accidently shoot someone with while trying a gun trick and are not only hospitalesd you loose the gun

I wish that halo reach would come out sooner (Before school)

by **UndeadRaptor** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:06 pm

Granted, but the line to get it is too long.

I wish i had a rake to smack you with.

by **Iceking** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:15 pm

Granted, but then TT takes the rake and beats you with it.

I wish for a pet Megalodon.

by **slashmaster101** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:37 pm

Granted but it swallows you

i wish i had a room of my own

by **UndeadRaptor** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:49 pm

Granted, but you can't go in it, cause the bed tries to eat you and your family.

I wish a had a car with flamethrowers rigged on the sides so i can burn people trying to hijack me.

by **Iceking** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:07 pm

Granted, but the flamethrowers run out of fuel in minutes.

I wish that the Skirmishers from Halo Reach had been included in Halo 3.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:11 pm

Granted, but they are annoying as hell and almost impossible to find and kill first.

I wish that it isn't so hot over here.

by **UndeadRaptor** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:21 pm

Granted, but you turn into a block of ice cause it's too cold!

I wish I had a velociraptor egg.

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