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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:08 am

Granted. It's parents hunt you down and feed you to it.

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I wish I had a hummer.
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Postby UndeadRaptor » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:19 am

Granted, but a tree falls on it.

I wish i had the egg back.
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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:09 am

Your wish be granted mon. But den everybody be talkin' like in a fake Jamacian accent mon.

I wish I could stop using dis fake accent mon.
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Postby Iceking » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:09 am

Granted, but it hatches a T-virus monster, which proceeds to infect you and turn you into a zombie.

I wish I could mind control family members.
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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:11 am

Thine wish be granted. But then all thy family art cursed to forver more speak in Shakespearian accents.

I wish I could learn German before school starts.
(I have Spanish Class, and we all know you can't learn two languages at the same time.)
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:14 am

Granted, but Hitler recruits you as a translator.

I wish that school would start around labor day, as it should.
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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:23 am

Granted. You have to move to Michigan.

I wish everyone on the site who has a Runescape account would say so and pm me their account names and favorite worlds.
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:28 am

granted, but one of them is a hacker and steals YOUR account



i wish i never had to sleep...
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:39 am

Granted, but then as your studying for a test in the middle of the night, I show up in a SKi mask, then knock you out, before dragging your hide to my lab to run painful tests on you, and your the perfect subject, since you don't need sleep, I can test on you 24/7! :twisted:

I wish for endless pie...
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:41 am

granted, but your endless increativity is so cripplingly bad that the pie suddenly gets filled with remnants of everything you so pitifully copy, including bits of koopa crap and space pirate waste



i wish Gira wasn't so annoyingly unoriginal
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:43 am

Granted, but then Doc and TT start to become horrible unimaginative...

(I try and be original... I really do... It's just that I love Koopas and Space Pirates...)

I wish for my own forest to sleep in.
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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:44 am

Granted. A robot throws it at your face for all eternity.

I wish trolls would f*cking leave me the hell alone.

Okay, on Runescape, every damn server I went on was full of trolls.

AND I DONT MEAN THE GENERIC ENEMY. I MEAN THE PLAYERS.
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:45 am

granted, but then noobs harass you for help and make the game so frustratingly unplayable you leave it



i wish i had a perfect immune system and metabolism
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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:49 am

Granted. But they think your the cure for cancer and kill you for disection.

I wish my cat's fleas would go attack Gira.
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:53 am

Granted, but they all flee from me in terror, before latching onto YOU.

I wish for a smaller world...
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Postby raptor33 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:06 am

Granted. You fall of off it's small-ness.

REVENGE STINGS.
AND SO DO FLEAS AHHHH.

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Postby Iceking » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:26 am

Granted, but you only knock down 1 pin.

I wish I was infected with the G-virus, but could maintain my mind during the transformations.
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:33 am

granted, but that doesn't mean you can control the transformations, and just continue to mutate until you're a blob of dead, burnt out cells, suffering the agony of being conscious through that the entire time...



I wish i had the Wesker virus, minus the need for the supplements
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:41 pm

Granted, but other scientists kill you for it.

I wish for a pet troll.
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:09 pm

[whole point of it is that i would be impossible to kill :P]


granted, but it grows up and eats you



i wish i wasn't harrassed by younger siblings...
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