RPGTopia

by **Iceking** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:10 am

Granted, but then you go swimming in one and get attacked by a shark. I wish that all shark finning vessels in the world would explode at this momment.

by **chook151** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:12 am

granted, someone carrying one past your house right now.

I wish that i was evil.

by **Iceking** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:51 am

Granted, but you become so evil that you eventually cause your own destruction. I wish that i could stretch my arms for about 6 feet.

by **chook151** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:17 am

granted, you gain it by pulling them off and tying the bones together with 4.5Ft strings.

I wish they would bring out the fourth Inheritance book.

by **Evil Eye** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:44 am

granted but you turn into edward and if you try to touch it your scissorhands slice it up and you'll be all like "ma roflfingers go slice sliec slice slice sliec lolololollol" and then youll be banned for 1337 speak. PS as far as i know only TT would understand my post, or at least the leet speak part
i wish i had a good pair of headphones that didnt hurt

by **C S** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:46 am

granted but you explode? You didnt make a wish...and you get a warning aswell...(EDIT) You get them but THEY EXPLODE!

I wish I wont be scolded for minor backmodding =D

by **Iceking** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:47 am

Granted, but then you got scolded for reviving an rpg that's on the verge of being deleted. I wish that i was the richest guy on earth.

by **Evil Eye** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:22 am

granted but your a jailed criminal. i wish i didnt have to go to school so soon

by **chook151** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:01 am

Granted, one look at your new neighbour and you're off to the void.
I wish for a penny.

by **Evil Eye** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:52 pm

granted but you cant spend it. i wish i had GoW2...

by **Doc 42** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:58 pm

granted
you now have God of war 2

I wish my stories would write themselves, because im too lazy

by **Iceking** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:45 pm

Granted, but they write themselves out so badly that people laugh at them. I wish that my psp had unlimited power and didn't have to be recharged.

by **Evil Eye** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:21 pm

(dammit doc knows me. k fine ill be specific)
granted, but it becomes so powerful that your little syblling (cousin?) becomes interested in it, and curiously puts a battery in it and it explodes from power overload.
i wish i had GEARS OF WAR 2

by **Zephyr** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:22 pm

granted but it breaks before you can put in the console

i wish i was a giant robot

by **Iceking** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:41 pm

Granted, but you instantly rust when it rains. I wish i could swim with sharks and they wouldn't even make one move to attack me.

by **Zephyr** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:48 pm

granted but then a whale appears out of nowhere and eats you

i wish i was a wolf

by **C S** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:50 pm

granted but you get killed and skinned.

I wish I had a mecha that didnt explode/ rust and was incincable!

by **Zephyr** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:51 pm

granted but its out of power so cant move

i wish my chihuahua had teeth the size of steak knives

by **Iceking** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:51 pm

Granted, but you cause mass panic in your neighbor hodd. I wish that capcom wouldn't always keep the final boss monsters in the mh games secret and would at least show two images of them a day before the respective games came out.

by **C S** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:52 pm

granted but his mouth is too small and teeth impale his top and bottom jaws, so he cant open his mouth

I wish I had alot of duarcells for this mecha...or like...something more efficient

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