The Monkey Paw Game

[Giratina93]

Granted, but you quickly loose control of your shapeshifting powers, tot he point that your entire body begins to buldge, ripping your skin, and you transform into a hulking, skinless, abomination of a fetus.

I wish for an icecream bar...

[Godzilla Forever]

granted, but it gets stuck to your tongue and can't be removed.

I wish to be an Uroboros!

[Giratina93]

Granted, but then I gun you down in record time with a gatling gun.

I wish for cooler temperatures... not antartica-cold temperatures, but slightly cooler temperatures than the 7-+ degrees up here in Fairbanks... I need sleep, and I can't get it when it's so damn warm...

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but now it can only be overcast where you live.

I wish for these trees to be gone, becuase they're tearing up the sidewalk!

[Iceking]

Granted, but now the trees around your house tear up the roof. I wish for a Godzilla TF2 parody to be made.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but all there it is is footage of a heavy crouch walking in a skybox

I wish for a motorized soda

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but it is Motor oil flavored

I wish for video editing and Photography classes to teach me awsome stuff when School comes back

[Iceking]

Granted, but you get tests every day in your other classes. I wish I could wear casual attire to my job interview.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it ends up being too casual for the interviewer's liking if you know what I mean

I wish for a mechanical lemon

[Iceking]

Granted, but the "juice" is actually oil. I wish I could lower the temprature in my area from 102 to 70.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but the temperature drop continues, going down to -365 degrees, encasing your entire city in Absolute Zero temperatures.

I wish I was covered in battery acid.

[Iceking]

Granted, but everything you touch instantly bursts into flames, causing you to starve. I wish for an ice cream cone.

[slashmaster101]

granted but as soon as you go to take a lick it falls on the ground

i wish for a longer summer vacation

[Iceking]

Granted, but the school year is made longer as well.

I wish I had a Halo Banshee.

[Galaxia]

Granted,one plasticine model coming up

I wish for a safari jeep

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but the lions, tigers, and bears are drawn to it like Bees to flowers

I wish for textures in Garrys Mod to stop c$%^ping out on me

[Galaxia]

Granted,you won't have to worry about them messing up anymore as now there are none


I wish for a hydraulic pelican/space station

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but a reversal of the big bang occurs due to my RAGEEEEEEE

I wish for a chance to hang out with mah friends (stuff has happened to stop that since my friends Sweet 16 last Thursday)

[Galaxia]

Granted,you will meet them the following day to be hanged with them,well you did want to hang out with them

I wish for a submarine that bends space time

[Iceking]

Granted, but it can only do this once, leaving you trapped in the time period you end up in. I wish I would find a dinosaur skeleton in my back yard.