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Postby mega raptor » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:57 pm

Granted but it drifts into the Bermuda Triangle and is never seen again :shock:!

I wish I didn't have to take orchestra class.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:57 pm

Granted but you have to take cow milking instead!

I wish for a Compy that can't bite/slash me!
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Postby The Kingpin » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:19 pm

Granted, but it dies because it has no way to protect itself from your dogs :lol:

i wish for a baby Rex that was completely loyal to me, and could fight off my enemies [cool bodyguard, eh?]...

oh and DONT say it died of Cold! Kuwait's worse than the world's hottest Sauna in summer, and i almost never go out of the house in Winter, either! :lol:
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:58 pm

Granted but it explodes violently for no reason and kills your whole family :shock: .

I wish for a piece of paper!
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Postby mega raptor » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:00 pm

Alright, but you get a really bad paper cut.

I wish my school wasn't full of idiots.
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Postby The Kingpin » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:57 pm

granted, but you get a school full of big headed Albert Einstein look-alikes that only talk about the theory of relativity, which bores you to death

i wish for a Ferarri
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Postby o-eternal-o » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:00 pm

Granted, but the immense power of such a beast like that is too much for you to handle so you spin off while trying to power slide around an island, and hit a lampost.

I wish for another book to read
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Postby The Kingpin » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:04 pm

granted ,but your neighbor's dog eats it


[note: i am NOT one of the guys who power slide. im the slow and steady kind of guy, who only hits 180 M/H on the 4 lane highway...]
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Postby o-eternal-o » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:05 pm

lol, i wasn't intending that you were :P

And you didn't make a wish! lol
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Postby The Kingpin » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:12 pm

ooops

i wish for the world's greatest PC game, an ORIGINAL version....
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:13 pm

Granted but its Barney's Greatest Game!!!

(You never said not the greatest kid game)

I wish for another ferret!
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Postby The Kingpin » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:21 pm

[i said the world's greatest game. it is DEFINATELY not a kid's game]

granted, but it kills all your other pets

i wish for a charcoal grey coloured Persian cat that was really cuddly and liked coming to me for a cuddle

cute wish, but something i really do wish i had....my cat runs at the sight of me! :lol:
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Postby Spinosaurus Rex » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:30 pm

Wish granted, but the cat scratches your eyes out :twisted:

I wish I had bannanas that tasted like chocolate!
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:28 pm

granted, but the chocolate is so sweet that you burn your teeth down to the roots :twisted:
PAYBACK, BABY! SWEET, SWEET PAYBACK! :twisted:


i wish for a new mobile phone
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Postby o-eternal-o » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:00 pm

granted but you lose it the next day

I wish for some polo's.
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Postby Spinosaurus Rex » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:09 pm

Granted, but... They are so minty they scorch your tongue!

I wish I had Master Cheif armor!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:28 pm

Granted but the armor has explosives attached to it and you die from them.

I wish their was one girl in my school that wasn't so prissy -_- And was nice.
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Postby Spinosaurus Rex » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:34 pm

Granted, but she cheats on you.


I wish I had unlimited ammo for my imaginary gun! :D
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Postby mega raptor » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:39 pm

Granted, but the ammo is just as imaginairy as the gun.

I wish I had a bigger house.
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Postby Spinosaurus Rex » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:48 pm

Granted, but the house collapses on you.


I wish I had a magical computer that can command mutant bannanas!
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