The Monkey Paw Game

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The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Snowstalker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:03 pm

Okay, basically you make a wish which the next person grants, but it's tainted. The tainter makes their own wish afterwards.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a pet elephant

Person 2: You get it, but dropped from 100 feet onto you.

You can only make the same wish every other page. For example, a pet elephant wish on page 2 cannot be made on page 3, but can be made on page 4.
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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:30 pm

I Wish for a mansion full of gold :P
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Postby mega raptor » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:39 pm

But it's filled with carbon monoxide.

I wish I don't have to go back to school for another week.
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:06 pm

Granted but your educatuin suffers like hell

I wish for a chocolate bar...
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Postby Snowstalker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:43 pm

You get it, but you drop it, and it is pulled away by a pack of roaches.

I wish for a pet raptor.
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:01 pm

Granted but it turns vicious and bites your head off :wink:

I wish for a new MG forum...
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Postby Peter the Reaper » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:03 pm

Granted, but you'll have to work your a** off to get it up and running.

I wish for world peace...
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:06 pm

(was that a fictituos answered wish or the truth? Because me thinks it's the truth.... :cry: Ih well :))

Granted but the world gets sooooo lovey dovey that you can't stand it and puke

I wish for an ice cream
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Postby Peter the Reaper » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:07 pm

Granted, but you spill it all over you.

I wish for a monkey paw...

(yeah, the prior was a true wish.)
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:11 pm

Granted but the wishes given to you mess up your life rather than helping you

I wish for......... a new guitar :P
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Postby Peter the Reaper » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:13 pm

Granted, but it breaks and the strings rip your face a new one :P

I wish for a new JPOG
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Postby Snowstalker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:14 pm

You get it, but there's no dinos.

I wish for a sugar cookie.
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:23 pm

Granted, but it rots your teeth.

I wish for a big pizza pie like the moon hits the sky! :P
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Postby Peter the Reaper » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:26 pm

Granted, but you blow up from all that food.

I wish for a new car
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Postby Snowstalker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:27 pm

You get it, but it's a 3 inch long toy.

I wish for a billion dollars.
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:28 pm

granted, it's all in pennies

I wish for some new socks
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Postby Peter the Reaper » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:29 pm

granted, but they are torn

I wish for a huge pie
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Postby Snowstalker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:30 pm

It's poison pie, and you die.

I wish for more emoticons on this site.
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Postby o-eternal-o » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:33 pm

Granted but they're all really big pink rabbit ones that are really cute

I wish for a balloon
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Postby Snowstalker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:53 pm

It pops.

I wish that I had a dodo farm.
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