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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:58 am

Granted,unfortunately it's possessed by the spirit of the original dinosaur,which goes on a rampage

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby InfernalAngel » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:10 am

Granted, unfortunately, it also eats humans.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby UndeadRaptor » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:23 am

Granted, but a wizard kills you and takes your powers.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby InfernalAngel » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:25 am

Granted, sadly, you are so old your heart fails.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby UndeadRaptor » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 am

Granted, but the flames are thrown at the user.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:11 am

Granted,but they are just ordinary paws and have no magical properties

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:16 pm

Granted, but dies due to being unable to sunbathe properly.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:08 pm

Granted, but it's energy shields drop from a single, non over charged plasma pistol shot.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:24 pm

Granted, but it soon eats you.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 pm

Granted,but you are ordered to use it at the battle of Hoth

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:35 pm

Granted, but leaving it plugged in risks it havign a nuclear meltdown.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:38 pm

Granted,unfortunately there happened to be a leak of industrial "roaches B gone" while you were taking it for a walk

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby raptor titanus3 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:19 pm

Granted unfortunetly it spins so fast it creates a never-ending Tornado

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:28 pm

Granted, but they're actually decepticons and turn you and your father into cybernetic abominations.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:36 pm

Granted,it gets too cumbersome due to the weight and you end up grating off your hand

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby raptor titanus3 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Granted but they are ruled by pigs who want revenge on humans who have ever eaten anything made of pig

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:07 pm

Granted,the nothing you asked for engulfs the corvette, sending it too some unknown plain of existence

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby UndeadRaptor » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:08 pm

Granted, but it tastes so good your head explodes.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:10 pm

Granted,it teleports black holes all over the earth,evidently destroying it

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby InfernalAngel » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:19 am

Granted, but it teleports the top and bottom half of your body into two seperate locations.

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