The Monkey Paw Game

[The Kingpin]

granted, but it makes you very irritable and drives you insane when you find out that there's a very annoying, reoccuring problem coming up.

i wish for perfect weather...

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted but it gets too perfect and you go insane.

I wish for a snow cone! A REAL one.

[The Kingpin]

granted, but the sun and your breath make the snow melt and make the cone all watery and soft

i wish for a Ferrari 575 Zagato GTZ when i hit 18!

[Doc 42]

Granted but its robbed on your 18th birthdat

I wish for mouse trap( GET OUT OF MY ROOM RODENT OUT!!!!!!!!!! )
I said that in the middle night waking up my whole family

[The Kingpin]

granted, but it snaps shut on your fingers while your setting it, breaking a couple of fingers and causing internal bleeding.

i wish for a longer holiday

[mega raptor]

Granted, but it only makes it worse when you have to go back.

I wish we had a few more inches of snow tonight at about 3:00 AM so that we'll have a snowday.

[Doc 42]

Granted but the few inches of snow collapse your roof

I wish EA were bankrupt

[The Kingpin]

granted, but Microsoft take over the world

i wish Spore would come out sooner, without anything removed, and the same near perfect gaming experience available, with nothing removed

[mega raptor]

Granted, but supply is extremely limited and you don't get a copy.

I wish I didn't have to go to Orchestra class or go to the upcoming concert or practice the violin.

[o-eternal-o]

Granted, but your musical ability turns to nothing

I wish for Valentines day to come sooner

[Peter the Reaper]

Granted, but it was yesterday,

I wish for... world domination

[The Kingpin]

granted, but you die of loneliness because everyone leaves to escape your terrible ruling abilities

i wish i wasn't bored

[o-eternal-o]

Granted, but you get so much to do, that you never have any free time again, and you go crazy because of all the stress put on your shoulders, as so many people depend on you, and you eventually go insane and get sent to a mental institute

I wish for a broom

[Doc 42]

Granted but an orchestra starts playing and the broom gets a mind of its own You try choping it up but more brooms come out eventually someone comes but they arent a wizard and the brooms take over the world and drain the earths water supply


I wish Mircosoft and Ea were in vicous conflict resulting in them both being "cripplede beyond repair"

[mega raptor]

Alright, but a new company buys that that is even worse. And besides, then Spore never comes out.

I wish that we had a few more productive members here that don't bring along a bunch of irritating noobs.

[Doc 42]

Granted, but its me

I wish I controlled EA AND microsoft

[The Kingpin]

granted, but the lack of cash in your pocket leads to the collapse of both, and cause the massive debts that EA is starting to get to fall in your hands, after which you are jailed for not being able to pay off the debts

i wish EA made good games for everyone to play [especially teens! ]

[Doc 42]

granted, but the lack of cash in your pocket leads to the collapse of both, and cause the massive debts that EA is starting to get to fall in your hands, after which you are jailed for not being able to pay off the debts ]

Well at least I have stopped EA

Granted but since EA are charging 60$ for there crappy games they sell the good ones at 899.99$ With adds which state WOW look at that value


I wish publishers werent so mean to developers

[chook151]

granted, but the developers start killing all the publishers, and then getting bored and start killing themselfs



i wish i had a REAL boomstick.

[Doc 42]

Granted but your stick goes boom

I wish I could work in a zoo