The Monkey Paw Game

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu May 03, 2012 12:19 am

Granted. Your reward is a nice toasty funeral, courtesy of Deathwing.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Thu May 03, 2012 1:17 am

Granted, but a conveniently placed giant boot kills it.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Thu May 03, 2012 1:39 am

Granted, but then everyone on youtube gets jealous of you.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Tue May 08, 2012 12:37 am

Granted, but you get stuck in the age of dinosaurs and get eaten by a T-rex.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Tue May 08, 2012 1:23 am

Granted, but then you get sent out of the galaxy as you get deemed a threat to the world.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby raptor titanus3 » Tue May 08, 2012 1:35 am

Granted but its a rasin cookie thats been sitting behind the fridge for years

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Tue May 08, 2012 1:39 am

Granted, but then everyone in your school catches that mood.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Tue May 08, 2012 3:10 am

Granted, but the pandas have no idea what just happened, therefor they confuse to extinction... somehow...

I wish that dragons made sense. (REPTILES WITH 6 LIMBS, GUYS. IT'S WHY I PREFER WYVERNS.)
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu May 10, 2012 11:12 pm

Granted, but now logic gets tossed out the window!

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Giratina93 » Fri May 11, 2012 3:42 am

Granted, but by the time you're off your break, 10,000 years has passed, and everyone you knew is now dead.. except me. :twisted:

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri May 11, 2012 4:25 am

Granted, but sicne everyone gets angry and wishes peopel to suffer ocassionally, you end up killing everyone you love.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Fri May 11, 2012 6:11 am

Granted, but it's just a prop used for filming.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Fri May 11, 2012 8:30 pm

Granted, but whatever touches it is cloned. Including that horsefly in your house.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Fri May 11, 2012 11:25 pm

Granted, but now you can only beat the other enemies using Yoda.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Sat May 12, 2012 2:27 am

Granted, but it breaks on your first jump.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Sat May 12, 2012 2:39 am

Granted, but then future WoW bosses are all push overs even for first time players.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Sat May 12, 2012 2:47 am

Granted, but the dinosaurs are replaced with kittens.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Sat May 12, 2012 2:49 am

Granted, but it impales you on one of it's tail spikes.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Sat May 12, 2012 3:15 am

Granted, but you get trapped somewhere while phasing.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Sat May 12, 2012 3:46 am

Granted, but it's the only one in existance.

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