The Monkey Paw Game

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:30 pm

Granted, but your energy shields are so weak that a fly landing on them makes them overload. I wish that Scarabs could be driven in Halo Reach.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby raptor titanus3 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:09 pm

Granted but you pilot one that gets destroyed by a falling Cruiser

I wish for a SCOTCH EGG and not the one incased in pork and breadcrumbs
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:28 pm

Granted,enjoy your scotch egg,an egg made of actual scotch

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:24 pm

Granted, but it's old and rusty.

I wish Jack Horner would be fired from being the advisor for JP4 and KP would get brought in instead.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby raptor titanus3 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:52 am

Granted but Jack in outrage goes postal and shoots Spielburg

I wish for the ability to play the Guitar in whatever style I want
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:42 am

Granted, but the strings on any guitar you play are actually barbed wire, causing you to shred your fingers.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby InfernalAngel » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:25 am

Granted, but he takes you soul and drags it straight down to hell.

I wish I could slap a certain person very hard right now.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:25 am

Granted, but said person takes a sword and runs you through.

I wish I was bullent proof.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Galaxia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:24 am

Granted,but as you soon find out your not cannon ball proof

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:38 pm

Granted, but it is tattered.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Tue May 01, 2012 2:27 am

You get a 5 inch long replica of a private jet.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Tue May 01, 2012 2:30 am

Granted, but you always wish for something that disappears a second after you aquire it.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Tue May 01, 2012 2:32 am

Granted, you burn your house down.

I wish I could shapeshift!
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Tue May 01, 2012 2:35 am

You end up turning into something and being stuck like that forever.

I wish that Mario games made sense.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Tue May 01, 2012 3:15 am

Granted, but now Halo doesn't make any sense.

I wish I could control the flow of time.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Tue May 01, 2012 4:07 am

Granted, but every time you look at a clock you grow 20 years older.

I wish for an enclosed instruction book.
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Godzilla Forever » Tue May 01, 2012 4:11 am

Granted, but you can't open it.

I wish for a cyborg army!
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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Tue May 01, 2012 4:17 am

Granted, but they suddenly decide they want to take over the world.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Murloc Tyrannus » Tue May 01, 2012 4:19 am

Granted, but Zeus sues you for copyright infringement.

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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

Postby Iceking » Tue May 01, 2012 4:53 am

Granted, but the military takes you in for experimentation.

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