The Monkey Paw Game

[Iceking]

Granted, but the chocolate guy from the SpongeBob episode kills you and takes the chocolate for himself. I with for a focus rifle.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it was faultily made and thus explodes upon use

I wish for a helicopter made of gold

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but a Serbian kills you with a golf Club for it

I wish for A sudden burst of wins in World of Tanks for creds so I can get the TIGER TANK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted but you suddenly get owned by a king tiger, jagdpanther and panther.

I wish for everything in existance! :3

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it ends up taking more closet space than expected

I wish for a car that can fly

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you enjoy it so much you end up running out of fuel and crashing in the middle of the ocean, not being recovered at all.

I wish I had a king tiger tank so I can blow stuff up! =D

[Galaxia]

Granted,but it was one actually used in battle so it's a little....broken at the moment

I wish a floating island

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it's held to the moon by ropes so when it rotates you end up in the void of space every half-a-day.

I wish for a monkey paw for more monkey paws within monkey paws.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but all those monkey paws involved in the same wish cause future wishes to be far worse than before

I wish for an imploding melon

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but a black hole is formed from the implosion and your dog, followed by you, are sucked to the void of space in an alternate dimension.

I wish for my tank to have full repairs.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but being fully restored and now in such fine condition a local museum takes it away to put on display

I wish for a talking brick

[Iceking]

Granted, but the only thing it says are curse words. I wish my hair grew so slowly that I would only need to cut it once every three years.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but that day slow growing hair becomes illegal,punishable by execution

I wish for a fridge on wheels

[Giratina93]

Granted, but it runs (Rolls?) away.

I wish for a bigger boat.

[Galaxia]

Granted,but you need a special license for a boat of that size

I wish for a submarine that doubles as a mobile drink dispenser

[Iceking]

Granted, but it suffers frequent malfunctions in the electronic systems. I wish it wasn't 99 degrees outside in my area!

[Galaxia]

Granted,the temperature is now a cooler -100 degrees

I wish for a blimp

[Iceking]

Granted, but a swarm of crows peck it until it pops. I wish for a pet Cobra.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but unless you painfully remove his fangs you can't do the snake charm thing that is totally fake

I wish for the last three hours to be turned back

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it creates a black hole.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.