RPGTopia

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:05 pm

granted, but all the controls do the same thing: command them to kill you

i wish for more skills on the piano

by **mega raptor** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:09 pm

Granted, but you lose other vital skills, namely social skills.

I wish I understood the Theory of Relativeity better.

by **Spinosaurus Rex** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:10 am

Granted but, your head wxplodes because your brain gets too big!

I wish I had an imaginary telephone!

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:34 am

granted but you cant use it for anything, since it's imaginary

i wish i didn't need to study for my exam tomorrow

by **Spinosaurus Rex** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:38 am

Granted, but you have to do it the next day!

I wish I had a monkey paw so I can get wishes that won't back-fire on me

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:53 am

granted, but the monkey paw itself replaced this topic's job of corrupting your wish

i wish that i had more wishes :lol:

by **Spinosaurus Rex** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:10 pm

Granted, but you have wasted the two wishes on a car that blew up and a restroom that was trampled on! :twisted:

I wish that I could dance like a monkey!

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:37 pm

Granted but you dance so hard you explode.

I wish I was home right now! (I'm typing from school)

by **o-eternal-o** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:48 pm

Granted but you are forced to never leave the house again

I wish for some new pencils

by **Spinosaurus Rex** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:29 pm

Granted, but your pencils break into itty bitty peices.

I wish that I got battery acid poured all over me!

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:44 am

granted, but it is so corrosive it eats up your little bro who poked you to find out what was happening...

oh, and an extra, unexpected side effect: a 3 day ban for killing a topic with a post designed to do just that...

only joking....or am i?

by **o-eternal-o** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:14 pm

Considering KP forgot to wish... tut tut.... i'll take his wish instead

I wish for an unpoisoned chocolate bar

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:16 pm

granted, but your allergic to it.

i wish for more activity on this site [starting monday].....

by **o-eternal-o** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:01 pm

Granted but more members spam the hell out of this place (touch wood, and pray it never happens

)

I wish for a clock that doesn't tick loudly

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:08 pm

granted, but it doesn't tick at all

i wish for a good site template :roll:

[NOTE: the actual new template is on it's way. im hitting a few difficulties though...starting Monday, i can actually start furthering it's completion actively]

by **o-eternal-o** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:11 pm

(it's good to hear it

)

Granted but it's a horrible green colour and you hate it

i wish for a bright green belt

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:19 pm

granted, but its radioactive green...LITERALLY! :shock:

i wish for a full grade in my Bio exam

by **o-eternal-o** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:22 pm

Granted, but you become a science nerd!!

I wish for a bigger bedroom

by **The Kingpin** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:41 pm

granted. your room gets bigger. but, your cieling doesn't, and it falls on top of you

[ouch! now that's gotta hurt!

]

i wish i could finish my studying before midnight in Kuwait...[im studying for an exam while im posting, which is the reason behind all these school themed wishes]

by **o-eternal-o** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:57 pm

(lol, poor you)

Granted, but the next day you have to study for even longer

I wish for a calculator that actually worked properly

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