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Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:55 pm**

Granted but all of them turn and kill you.

I wish for a rock.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:58 pm**

It's pink.

I wish for a jar of dirt.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:02 pm**

The dirt is combustible and blows up in your face.

I wish for a school that doesn't bore the hell out of me.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:04 pm**

Granted, but the fun makes you so tired you fall asleep for several hours

i wish for Spore

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:06 pm**

It's a pirated version, and you go to jail.

I wish that they'd stop playing that piece of crap called Fergalicious.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:13 pm**

granted, but instead you get a damaged, never ending version of Sexyback, that sounds like a 100 year old Big Momma sang it

i wish for an indestructable limo

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:16 pm**

Granted but it turns into a monster and eats you.

I wish for a blade of grass!

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:18 pm**

granted but it's covered in horse manure!

I wish for another galaxy fruit and nut! .......... grr....

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:18 pm**

granted, butit's covered with ants

i wish for an endless supply of chocolate milk [they arent bringing good ones into kuwait anymore for some reason]

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:22 pm**

Granted but a pig peed in it.

HA HA

I wish for a bird.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:24 pm**

granted, but it's a very smelly dead one....a giant condor...dead...and rotting....

[PAYBACK!!! :twisted:

]

i wish i had a pet shark that couldn't bite me...

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:25 pm**

Granted but it bites you anyway.

I wish for a pet pig!

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:28 pm**

granted, but it leaves something very nasty on your bed and food plate everyday for the rest of it's life

[SCORE! :lol:

]

i wish for a 1,000,000,000,000 Dinar [worth more than dollars

] check!

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:45 pm**

Granted, but it turns to dust with even the slightest touch.

I want a laptop that I can install Civ4 on.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:02 pm**

Granted but it destroys the disc.

I wish for Kingpin to never speak again

.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:31 pm**

granted, but the wish hit the MARVEL comic's Kingpin, not me

i wish for a pet Iguana

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:01 am**

Granted but it ***** all over you!

I wish for a spoon.

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:54 am**

granted, but it's rusty, bent and has a little monkey called Jojo attached to it that doesn't want to let you have it. :lol:

i wish for full grades in all the school exams...[i dare anyone to find a downside to that!

]

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:15 pm**

Granted but you get so big headed that you lose all your friends

I wish for..... a ball

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:24 pm**

Granted, but it's a wrecking ball....and it landed on top of your house :lol:

i wish for...a beautiful unsinkable yacht

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