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Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:58 amby Galaxia
Granted,unfortunately it's possessed by the spirit of the original dinosaur,which goes on a rampage
I wish for a singing banana
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:10 amby InfernalAngel
Granted, unfortunately, it also eats humans.
I wish I could live forever!
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:23 amby UndeadRaptor
Granted, but a wizard kills you and takes your powers.
I wish I was a wise, old wizard that was immortal and human =D
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:25 amby InfernalAngel
Granted, sadly, you are so old your heart fails.
I wish I had a flamethrower glove !
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 amby UndeadRaptor
Granted, but the flames are thrown at the user.
I wish for monkey paws!
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:11 amby Galaxia
Granted,but they are just ordinary paws and have no magical properties
I wish for an albino alligator
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:16 pmby Godzilla Forever
Granted, but dies due to being unable to sunbathe properly.
I wish for a SPARTAN-III suit.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:08 pmby Iceking
Granted, but it's energy shields drop from a single, non over charged plasma pistol shot.
I wish for a pet Kraken.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:24 pmby Godzilla Forever
Granted, but it soon eats you.
I wish for an AT-AT.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 pmby Galaxia
Granted,but you are ordered to use it at the battle of Hoth
I wish for a nuclear powered toaster
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:35 pmby Godzilla Forever
Granted, but leaving it plugged in risks it havign a nuclear meltdown.
I wish for a pet Reaper (the giant cockroaches from RE5).
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:38 pmby Galaxia
Granted,unfortunately there happened to be a leak of industrial "roaches B gone" while you were taking it for a walk
I wish for a flying monkey that spins
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:19 pmby raptor titanus3
Granted unfortunetly it spins so fast it creates a never-ending Tornado
I wish for a free Xbox 360 so I have one and my Dad has one so he don't bother me anymore
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:28 pmby Godzilla Forever
Granted, but they're actually decepticons and turn you and your father into cybernetic abominations.
I wish for a cheese grater. That is made of pure gold.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:36 pmby Galaxia
Granted,it gets too cumbersome due to the weight and you end up grating off your hand
I wish for an army of hot dog men
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:45 pmby raptor titanus3
Granted but they are ruled by pigs who want revenge on humans who have ever eaten anything made of pig
I wish for nothing HAHAHAHAHAHA and a corvette
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:07 pmby Galaxia
Granted,the nothing you asked for engulfs the corvette, sending it too some unknown plain of existence
I wish for my very own ice cream machine,of solid gold
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:08 pmby UndeadRaptor
Granted, but it tastes so good your head explodes.
I wish for a miniature black hole-teleporter-thingy.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:10 pmby Galaxia
Granted,it teleports black holes all over the earth,evidently destroying it
I wish for a platinum portal gun
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:19 amby InfernalAngel
Granted, but it teleports the top and bottom half of your body into two seperate locations.
I wish for the abillity to kill anything at will.