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Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:30 pmby Iceking
Granted, but your energy shields are so weak that a fly landing on them makes them overload. I wish that Scarabs could be driven in Halo Reach.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:09 pmby raptor titanus3
Granted but you pilot one that gets destroyed by a falling Cruiser
I wish for a SCOTCH EGG and not the one incased in pork and breadcrumbs
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:28 pmby Galaxia
Granted,enjoy your scotch egg,an egg made of actual scotch
I wish for a turbine
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:24 pmby Iceking
Granted, but it's old and rusty.
I wish Jack Horner would be fired from being the advisor for JP4 and KP would get brought in instead.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:52 amby raptor titanus3
Granted but Jack in outrage goes postal and shoots Spielburg
I wish for the ability to play the Guitar in whatever style I want
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:42 amby Iceking
Granted, but the strings on any guitar you play are actually barbed wire, causing you to shred your fingers.
I wish Rattlesnake Jake from Rango was real.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:25 amby InfernalAngel
Granted, but he takes you soul and drags it straight down to hell.
I wish I could slap a certain person very hard right now.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:25 amby Iceking
Granted, but said person takes a sword and runs you through.
I wish I was bullent proof.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:24 amby Galaxia
Granted,but as you soon find out your not cannon ball proof
I wish for a golden vest
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:38 pmby Iceking
Granted, but it is tattered.
I wish for a private jet.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 2:27 amby Murloc Tyrannus
You get a 5 inch long replica of a private jet.
I wish that I could have more wishes.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 2:30 amby Iceking
Granted, but you always wish for something that disappears a second after you aquire it.
I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 2:32 amby Godzilla Forever
Granted, you burn your house down.
I wish I could shapeshift!
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 2:35 amby Murloc Tyrannus
You end up turning into something and being stuck like that forever.
I wish that Mario games made sense.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 3:15 amby Iceking
Granted, but now Halo doesn't make any sense.
I wish I could control the flow of time.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 4:07 amby Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but every time you look at a clock you grow 20 years older.
I wish for an enclosed instruction book.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 4:11 amby Godzilla Forever
Granted, but you can't open it.
I wish for a cyborg army!
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 4:17 amby Iceking
Granted, but they suddenly decide they want to take over the world.
I wish I could control the weather.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 4:19 amby Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but Zeus sues you for copyright infringement.
I wish that I was a tyrannosaurus so I could eat my way out of my problems.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
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Tue May 01, 2012 4:53 amby Iceking
Granted, but the military takes you in for experimentation.
I wish for a remake of Residnet Evil 2 to be made.