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Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Tue May 01, 2012 3:37 pm
by raptor titanus3
Granted but it is incredibly bad
I wish people on the site would treat me like I exist -_-
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Tue May 01, 2012 9:36 pm
by Iceking
Granted, but then all the members suddenly have evil versions of themselves created and these evil duplicates wreak havoc upon the site.
I wish I could do a hand stand for up to 3 hours and the blood would rush to my head slowly.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Tue May 01, 2012 11:26 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but your head explodes.
I wish for a really crappy wish.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 12:11 am
by Iceking
Granted, but it's so crappy that you regret making the wish.
I wish my pets were invincible.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 1:06 am
by Giratina93
Granted, but then they revolt against you.
I wish I was the Judge of the Dead.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 1:14 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but you have to wear this powdered wig that smells like feet and makes you look dumb.
I wish that Arthas was my math teacher.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 1:20 am
by Iceking
Granted, but he turns you into an undead warrior after class.
I wish for Aliens: Colonial marines release date to be confirmed soon.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 1:29 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but then everyone forgets that date.
I wish that Akantor didn't make me piss myself in fear.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 1:30 am
by Godzilla Forever
Granted, but now you must face the Ukanlos!
I wish for a big laser turret to be on the roof of my house.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 1:47 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but it shoots down anyone within a 30 foot radius of your house with perfect accuracy.
I wish that I could bring on the trumpets.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 2:17 am
by Iceking
Granted, but the trumpets are so loud that you wake your neighbors up at night.
I wish for a pie.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 2:50 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but it's pie flavor.
I wish that I was a Nargacuga.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 3:10 am
by Iceking
Granted, but you are defeated by an Espinas.
I wish Capcom wpuld release Monster Hunter Frontier here in the states.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 11:36 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but Capcom refuses to release any other game made by Capcom in the states.
I wish that I could fix the fourth wall.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 5:01 pm
by Iceking
Granted, but you explode for doing so.
I wish I could solve any problem with the snap of my fingers.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 7:31 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but you break your hand from overuse.
I wish that I could Falcon Punch.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 7:34 pm
by Iceking
Granted, but you can only do it once.
I wish my laptop had infinite battery when not plugged into it's charger.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 7:39 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but it's as hot as hell and can't be used at all.
I wish that I could have a non-tainted wish.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 7:47 pm
by Iceking
Granted, but you wish for something that you have no need of.
I wish for my own private train.
Re: The Monkey Paw Game
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2012 11:38 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but it turns out to be a Thomas the Tank Engine toy.
I wish that I could PUNCH DEATHWING IN THE FACE!