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Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:19 am
by Godzilla Forever
Granted. Your reward is a nice toasty funeral, courtesy of Deathwing.

I wish for a spider tank!

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:17 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but a conveniently placed giant boot kills it.

I wish my videos would get more views.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:39 am
by Iceking
Granted, but then everyone on youtube gets jealous of you.

I wish I could build a time machine on my own.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 12:37 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but you get stuck in the age of dinosaurs and get eaten by a T-rex.

I wish that I could be an Enderman.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:23 am
by Iceking
Granted, but then you get sent out of the galaxy as you get deemed a threat to the world.

I wish for a cookie.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:35 am
by raptor titanus3
Granted but its a rasin cookie thats been sitting behind the fridge for years

I wish I could shrug off the bad mood I'm in

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:39 am
by Iceking
Granted, but then everyone in your school catches that mood.

I wish I could undo environmental damage just by saying so.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 3:10 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but the pandas have no idea what just happened, therefor they confuse to extinction... somehow...

I wish that dragons made sense. (REPTILES WITH 6 LIMBS, GUYS. IT'S WHY I PREFER WYVERNS.)

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:12 pm
by Godzilla Forever
Granted, but now logic gets tossed out the window!

I wish for a chance to take a break (too, stressed....)

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 3:42 am
by Giratina93
Granted, but by the time you're off your break, 10,000 years has passed, and everyone you knew is now dead.. except me. :twisted:

I wish I could invoke death upon whoever I wish with just a thought...

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 4:25 am
by Godzilla Forever
Granted, but sicne everyone gets angry and wishes peopel to suffer ocassionally, you end up killing everyone you love.

I wish for a giant mech suit!

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 6:11 am
by Iceking
Granted, but it's just a prop used for filming.

I wish for a cloning machine.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:30 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but whatever touches it is cloned. Including that horsefly in your house.

I wish that I could beat the Apprentice on Soul Calibur IV without having to use Yoda. ._.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 11:25 pm
by Iceking
Granted, but now you can only beat the other enemies using Yoda.

I wish for a trampoline.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:27 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but it breaks on your first jump.

I wish that Illidan was still cool.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:39 am
by Iceking
Granted, but then future WoW bosses are all push overs even for first time players.

I wish Capcom would make Dino Crisis 4.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:47 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but the dinosaurs are replaced with kittens.

I wish that I had a Stegosaurus that barfed cupcakes.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:49 am
by Iceking
Granted, but it impales you on one of it's tail spikes.

I wish I could phase through objects at will.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 3:15 am
by Murloc Tyrannus
Granted, but you get trapped somewhere while phasing.

I wish for a 1-up mushroom.

Re: The Monkey Paw Game

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 3:46 am
by Iceking
Granted, but it's the only one in existance.

I wish for a mountain of ice cream.