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Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:57 pm
by mega raptor
Granted but it drifts into the Bermuda Triangle and is never seen again
!
I wish I didn't have to take orchestra class.
Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:57 pm
by TyrannoTitan
Granted but you have to take cow milking instead!
I wish for a Compy that can't bite/slash me!
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:19 pm
by The Kingpin
Granted, but it dies because it has no way to protect itself from your dogs
i wish for a baby Rex that was completely loyal to me, and could fight off my enemies [cool bodyguard, eh?]...
oh and DONT say it died of Cold! Kuwait's worse than the world's hottest Sauna in summer, and i almost never go out of the house in Winter, either!
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:58 pm
by TyrannoTitan
Granted but it explodes violently for no reason and kills your whole family
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I wish for a piece of paper!
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:00 pm
by mega raptor
Alright, but you get a really bad paper cut.
I wish my school wasn't full of idiots.
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:57 pm
by The Kingpin
granted, but you get a school full of big headed Albert Einstein look-alikes that only talk about the theory of relativity, which bores you to death
i wish for a Ferarri
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:00 pm
by o-eternal-o
Granted, but the immense power of such a beast like that is too much for you to handle so you spin off while trying to power slide around an island, and hit a lampost.
I wish for another book to read
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:04 pm
by The Kingpin
granted ,but your neighbor's dog eats it
[note: i am NOT one of the guys who power slide. im the slow and steady kind of guy, who only hits 180 M/H on the 4 lane highway...]
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:05 pm
by o-eternal-o
lol, i wasn't intending that you were
And you didn't make a wish! lol
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:12 pm
by The Kingpin
ooops
i wish for the world's greatest PC game, an ORIGINAL version....
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:13 pm
by TyrannoTitan
Granted but its Barney's Greatest Game!!!
(You never said not the greatest kid game)
I wish for another ferret!
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:21 pm
by The Kingpin
[i said the world's greatest game. it is DEFINATELY not a kid's game]
granted, but it kills all your other pets
i wish for a charcoal grey coloured Persian cat that was really cuddly and liked coming to me for a cuddle
cute wish, but something i really do wish i had....my cat runs at the sight of me!
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:30 pm
by Spinosaurus Rex
Wish granted, but the cat scratches your eyes out
I wish I had bannanas that tasted like chocolate!
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:28 pm
by The Kingpin
granted, but the chocolate is so sweet that you burn your teeth down to the roots
PAYBACK, BABY! SWEET, SWEET PAYBACK!
i wish for a new mobile phone
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:00 pm
by o-eternal-o
granted but you lose it the next day
I wish for some polo's.
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:09 pm
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted, but... They are so minty they scorch your tongue!
I wish I had Master Cheif armor!
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:28 pm
by TyrannoTitan
Granted but the armor has explosives attached to it and you die from them.
I wish their was one girl in my school that wasn't so prissy -_- And was nice.
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:34 pm
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted, but she cheats on you.
I wish I had unlimited ammo for my imaginary gun!
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:39 pm
by mega raptor
Granted, but the ammo is just as imaginairy as the gun.
I wish I had a bigger house.
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:48 pm
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted, but the house collapses on you.
I wish I had a magical computer that can command mutant bannanas!