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Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:05 pm
by The Kingpin
granted, but all the controls do the same thing: command them to kill you
i wish for more skills on the piano
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:09 pm
by mega raptor
Granted, but you lose other vital skills, namely social skills.
I wish I understood the Theory of Relativeity better.
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:10 am
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted but, your head wxplodes because your brain gets too big!
I wish I had an imaginary telephone!
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:34 am
by The Kingpin
granted but you cant use it for anything, since it's imaginary
i wish i didn't need to study for my exam tomorrow
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:38 am
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted, but you have to do it the next day!
I wish I had a monkey paw so I can get wishes that won't back-fire on me
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:53 am
by The Kingpin
granted, but the monkey paw itself replaced this topic's job of corrupting your wish
i wish that i had more wishes
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:10 pm
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted, but you have wasted the two wishes on a car that blew up and a restroom that was trampled on!
I wish that I could dance like a monkey!
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:37 pm
by TyrannoTitan
Granted but you dance so hard you explode.
I wish I was home right now! (I'm typing from school)
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:48 pm
by o-eternal-o
Granted but you are forced to never leave the house again
I wish for some new pencils
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:29 pm
by Spinosaurus Rex
Granted, but your pencils break into itty bitty peices.
I wish that I got battery acid poured all over me!
Posted:
Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:44 am
by The Kingpin
granted, but it is so corrosive it eats up your little bro who poked you to find out what was happening...
oh, and an extra, unexpected side effect: a 3 day ban for killing a topic with a post designed to do just that...
only joking....or am i?
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:14 pm
by o-eternal-o
Considering KP forgot to wish... tut tut.... i'll take his wish instead
I wish for an unpoisoned chocolate bar
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:16 pm
by The Kingpin
granted, but your allergic to it.
i wish for more activity on this site [starting monday].....
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:01 pm
by o-eternal-o
Granted but more members spam the hell out of this place (touch wood, and pray it never happens
)
I wish for a clock that doesn't tick loudly
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:08 pm
by The Kingpin
granted, but it doesn't tick at all
i wish for a good site template
[NOTE: the actual new template is on it's way. im hitting a few difficulties though...starting Monday, i can actually start furthering it's completion actively]
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:11 pm
by o-eternal-o
(it's good to hear it
)
Granted but it's a horrible green colour and you hate it
i wish for a bright green belt
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:19 pm
by The Kingpin
granted, but its radioactive green...LITERALLY!
i wish for a full grade in my Bio exam
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:22 pm
by o-eternal-o
Granted, but you become a science nerd!!
I wish for a bigger bedroom
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:41 pm
by The Kingpin
granted. your room gets bigger. but, your cieling doesn't, and it falls on top of you
[ouch! now that's gotta hurt!
]
i wish i could finish my studying before midnight in Kuwait...[im studying for an exam while im posting, which is the reason behind all these school themed wishes]
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:57 pm
by o-eternal-o
(lol, poor you)
Granted, but the next day you have to study for even longer
I wish for a calculator that actually worked properly