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Postby C S » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:38 am

(WARNING: THIS WAS THE RESULT AT BORDUM AT 2:56 AM!)

Screen: WTF MAN!

Destivus: The hell are you doing in my home!

Screen: SI RPG is dead, and thanks to TT WHO BAT THE DEAD HORSE

Destivus: Step 1, you killed the first, stabbed it to death and sucked up it's ghost

Screen: You kicked and burned, adding to the maim

Destivus: Now theres another, better, you claim

But SI one, sucked before, so what made you think we wanted more!?

Both: TT YOU WENT WRONG WITH THE SKULL ISLAND RPG! We should clean this up with the heli Apache! Shoulda stuck to the ARPG

Screen: NOW AFTER THIS SONG YOU WILL SEE!

Destivus: You created diffenerent parts of the island, saw this in ARPG, so it's quite bland, and the rythm of this song, watch the vid on the link, this is so wrong

Screen: Then came the sh*t loads of V-rexes, thats when the RPG turned into a wreck

Destivus: TT you went wrong with the SI RPG! Now it's grave is being dug by ISS and com-pany

Both: Then there is the really long names, of fictional lizards what the hell, this is what we'er gonna tell

TT YOU WENT WRONG WITH SI RPG! It's a** is getting kicked by the other RPG's

Come on man, save us the trouble EUTHINIZE US ALL, ON THE DOUBLE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM
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Postby The Kingpin » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:23 am

XDDD

omg, this is one of the funnier scenes i've seen. nice one, CS XD

TT: i um...um...um....um.....um.....um...i don't have any comment to make >.<
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Postby C S » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:43 pm

Really, It wasnt supposed to be funny but something to keep me awake longer than TT last nigh, which I did, by a few seconds
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Postby The Kingpin » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:11 pm

the reason it's funny is that i warned TT about it and what was most likely to happen when he made it, and now my prediction came true exactly as i said...
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Postby C S » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:12 pm

TT was utterly pissed when I showed it to him XD

*Aircrest is a n00b at Halo3*


Aircrest: *after getting killed* THE HELL MAN! WHY YOU HACKING FOR!? THE HELL!


Guy on the other end: I can understand what your saying you retard *Aircrest starts screeching up a storm then stops*

Aircrest: *sees a pack of kits*

Kit: We have no place to go, there isnt any room for us in WRPG

Skitherkit: VIVA LA REVELUTION! *rides in on a badger flailing a stick around as a sword*


Aircrest: O-O go get Ripper he'll fix it

*ripper pulls out a rocket launcher but puts away mumbling "Someday, but not today"*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:17 am

CS is full of sh*t, SIRPG is as dead as POTC was for almost a year, and you, KP, as an admin should fricken know this is a topic for JUST RPG SCENES, not DISCUSSIONS.



This is basically WRPG in a nutshell...

Demonkit/paw/talon/eye/heart/thorax: *Is next to Foggy* I LOVE YOU ^_^

Foggy: I'M A WARRIOR! *Bird flys past* F*CK THE CLAN, F*CK MY PARENTS, I NEED TO GO FIND SOMETHING SHARP *Runs away*

*Generic Cat #287 strides past Demonkit/paw/talon/eye/heart/thorax*

Demon *Insert long name here*: *Face goes dark* DEATH DESTRUCTION SFIJKGKJSG!!

Generic Cat: ....K.

Generic Cat #3857: NOOOO! YOU MUST NOT ANGER THE DEPRESSED KITTY!

Generic Cat: ...No.

*Tigerclaw gets ahold of Demon*Long name* and evil deeds ensure, only to have some random StarClan cat convince her to be good, then Tigerclaw kills her, then his *** is forwarded to HELLCLAN!!*

Firey: *Shakes walking stick at apprentices* DARN KIDS GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Bloodspill: *Is using walker to stand, talking to kits*

*Ninja Cat rolls into camp, making poses*

*Walker turns into Rocket Launcher as Bloodspill flys over and punches the cat's head off*

*Skin turns wrinkley and walker reappears*

*Firestar walks out*

Firestar: HEY, CAT, YOU CAN'T BE DEALIN WITH DEM RIVERCLAN TOMS, THEY IS NOTHIN BUT BAD STUFF!

*Cats grumbles angrily and walks away*

Firestar: *Ping* I WANT KITS *Walks over to side of den, pulling out a pencil as she erases part of the Clan Code* <.< >.>

Smokestorm: *POP* REPORTING FOR DUTY FIRESTAR!

Firestar: DEN. NOW.



*Moving on*

Darkspot: That butterfly just flapped its wings in a rhythmic pattern to rise into the air to move to another location to maintain homeostasis.

Coldeyes: *Is staring at Darkspot with a paw on his forehead*



*ELSEWHERE*

Wraith: I WUV YOU SHADELIGHT

Shadelight: I WUV YOU TWO

*Disturbingly long descriptive post about them snuggling*

Ninja Cat #86: *Rolls into clearing and waves paws at Wraith*

Wraith: Why do you fight, Ninja Cat? Is it because you don't have a family of your own? Your jealous of me, aren't you? You don't understand how I love Shadelight and the many kits we rarely mention. You should stop your violent ways, then maybe join a clan and learn about honor, and morals, and living to help others in general. Maybe find a mate, learn to love as well. Then you may not be so ready to fight. You know, I'm so sick of cats like you barging into my home, and scaring my lovely mate to death. I have kits here, you know. I hate you. I will own your face you family-less f*ck. Thats right, you have no one, none at all. That means no one loves you. You suck. Alot. I made love to your mom. Oh yes, I went there. Now what do you have to say?

Ninja Cat: *Is twitching violently on ground* <.>

Shadelight: *Is staring at butterfly* ^_^


*ELSEWHERE (Again!)*

*Loneclaw is giving a package of cat nip to Firey, who has completely changed from old dude to buff steroid cat*

Firey: <.< >.> Thanks very much for your services...

Random Voice: GET THE BAG!!!

*56 cats tackle Firey, scrambling to get the bag, Coldeyes and Silverstripe included in the rumble*


*Back at ThunderClan camp...*

Thunderheart and Auburnpelt: ^_^ *Are in sealed container, waiting for yet another 5 second appearence every 10 pages*



*********THIS WAS ONLY TO PARODY OFF OF INSTANCES IN WRPG, IT IS NOT MEANT TO INSULT ANYONE. IF YOU TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR IGNORING THIS NOTE*********
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Postby C S » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:32 am

I am offended D=



Chekko: The hell do I have a profile if i was only in the rpg for 1...34....90....5 posts


Coldeyes: I am dr.Phill. Spill your sh*t to me

Demontalon : *kills Coldeyes cause Coldeyes lived out the rest of his life listening to Demontalon*

Aircrest: WTF! I KNOW YOU ____ ME SELENA!
THE HELL IS THE _______ *beep* ing motha f*beeping* What the *beep* is this *beep* ing feeling ****!?

Selena: I LOVE YOU! *Airy:.......what be love?
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:46 pm

(TT: I find your misuse of Demoneh's depression offensive! D:< XP I joke.)

*Heatherpelt and Springtail are crouched over a dying warrior, who is bleeding badly from several wounds*

Heatherpelt: It's no use, we'll have to go for the one in his throat.

Springtail: Are you mad?! We'll lose him if you do!

Heatherpelt: !!! ...Just shut up and let me work!

Springtail: I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM!

Heatherpelt: I can do this!

*beep...beep...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Heatherpelt: NOOOOOOO!!!! *throws away metal tongs*

Springtail: I told you, didn't I? Now you owe me a mouse and a sparrow, cat-whose-name-escapes-me.

Heatherpelt: *grumbles angrily, getting to her paws* I can't believe I lost to you in a game of Operation!

Springtail: ^w^
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Postby C S » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:53 am

Moon: OK GUYZ, IM LIKE, MIACHAEL JACKSON INCARNATE, SOZ, IM GONNA TOUCH UP ON YER TOm KITS! I MEANZ SMALL ONES
Clan:....what about the KatKluxKlan Meeting?
Moon: WASSATZ!?

Deathclan: B*TCHES!

Moon:OMGOMG BURN THE WARRIOR CODE SATANIC LIKE CAUSE HATING THE COLOR BLACK REQUIRES US TO DO THAT
Clan:.........
Moon: DO IT

Afropelt: Da fuc-?

Moon: OMG HE'S BROWN! HE'S PURE CLAN AND DEATHCLAN MIXED!!!!

Clans: That would be gray

Moon:IM AWSOME SO SHUT THE FU-

Thunderclan and Shadow clan: O_____-

Wolves:....Woof?
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:19 am

"Wolves:....Woof?


Hey... i resemble that remark! :P
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:58 am

Foggy: Liiightstooorrrm! *runs over to where his brother is standing*

Lightstorm: Ugh...

Foggy: ^w^ Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Lightstorm. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Mouse-brain. Mouse-brain. Mouse-brain. Mouse-brain. Mouse-brain. Mouse-brain. Mouse-brain. Lightstorm! Lightstorm! Lightstorm! Lightstorm! MOUSE-BRAIN!

Lightstorm: FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE, WHAT?!? *eyes are twitching, and is foaming at the mouth*

Foggy: O_o.... o.o .... :twisted: HIIII!

Lightstorm: -______-' GAAAH! *falls over, twitching violently*
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Postby C S » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:05 am

Cat: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHOOSE COLDEYES AS DEPUTY!!!!???

Snowy: >_> <_<

Loneclaw: Need a moment?

Snowy: *picks up a twig and chews on it, mumbling something out*

Loneclaw: Chew it over with Twigz
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Postby C S » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:37 pm

(Sorry about the double post, but this is too funny)


*pilot lands G1 in a runway strip of a drive way*
Pilot: HONEY! GUESS WHAT! I ROASTED SOME MONSTERS TODAY!
Wife: *hides PWNT uniform* Thats great! >_> <_<
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Postby Shade » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:03 pm

(This just came to me.)

Diana: Okay here are our motives. We need to find someone loyal, trustworthy, and doesn't hate Drake.

Thanatos: *Looks around* We're DOOMED!
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Postby Tediz » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:44 am

... This is the entire Warriors book and RP. It's a good book, but it goes a little something like this

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Alert the Clans! The Wolf Clans are attacking the ShadowClans and the StormClan is attacking the WindClan and Clan Omega is attacking Clan Alpha and my Clan is attacking you're Clan and her Clan is attacking his Clan...

First Cat: Our Clans are being Invaded by the Clans of the North Clany Clan Clan!

Second Cat: Not Clanny clan clan! There even worse than South Clanny clan clan clan clanny clan!

Third Cat: IMMA FIRIN MUH LAZAR AT YOU'RE CLAN WOOTWOOT CLANCLANCLANCLANCLACNACLACNALCANCALCNACLACNACLAN!!
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Postby C S » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:28 pm

(in response to Tediz)


Loneclaw: *Jaws hanging* WHAT THE F- *turns around and smacks every Starclan cat*

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE EVERY CAT THAT WANTS TO BE A LEADER A LEADER OF SOME SH*T CLAN, I AM F*CKING SICK OF IT F*CK F*CK F*CK!!! :evil:

Sunwhatsit: IM A LEADERZ!

Loneclaw: *pulls out the starclan sniper rifle* IMMA FIRING MA LAZAR *Blue light flashes through the sky and strikes Sunwhatsit, oblittering her*

Loneclaw: *turns to th star clan cats* NOW GET OFF YOUR FAT A*SES AND DO SOMETHING
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:48 am

(Holy crap a new scene! ITS BEEN A YEAR!)

*Aeonus is hovering in the air, hovered in various types of birds, which squack and tweet amongst themselves*

Aeonus: Polly wanna cracker? I SAID POLLY WANT A F*CKING CRACKER?!

*Birds void their bowels, Aeonus laughing*

Aeonus: Haha...dirty beasts...

*Meanwhile, Slypher and Bantha are on the ground below him, Slypher thrusting a hand toward him*

Slypher: LOOK!

Bantha: Wha?

Slypher: THE BIRDS!!

Bantha: The what now?

Slypher: NOOO SHIIIELD!!

Bantha: :O!!!

*Bantha picks up a rocket launcher (Because one is never enough) and fires a rocket at Aeonus*

Aeonus: Now where did I put that f*cking cracker-OH SH*T!

*Reactivates the shield, successfully blocking the rocket*

*Birds are burnt to a crisp, their charred bodies falling from the sky like rain*

Aeonus: *Darth Vader voice* NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!

Slypher: D: Enemy...remains.

Bantha: Who are you?

*Aeonus slowly turns toward them, eyes red*

*The following scene has been cut to spare the younger users their innocence*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:40 am

Cptn. Falcon: FALCON PUNNCH!!!

Random alien dude: S**t.

*Alien dude explodes.*
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:53 am

I think I can give it a try...

*Off at the ISS Olympic Games, Lightfoot and Goldeye are at the startnig line, ready to make a mad dash to the end of the 4,000 meter course to see who can get ownership of the city.*

GOldeye: Ready to taste defeat, Lightfoot? I've always beaten you at everything...

Lightfoot: I've become far more powerful than you could ever imagine...

Crusher: On your marks, get set, GO!

*Both Ceratosaurs dash down the track jumpnig over hurdles and rocks alike, Lightfoot slightly in th elead.*

Lightfoot: Hey ***hole! Look at whose top dog no-

*The male Ceratosaurus stumbles over a log in th course, tumbling end over end, Goldeye quickly gains the lead, then yells back at the now unconcious Lightfoot.*

Goldeye: Thats' wha tyou get for cu-

*The ground beneath Goldeye vanishes, now replaced by Bullet Bills, the Female Ceratosaurus rties to make the precise jumps necessary, but misses, fallnig to her doom.*

Goldeye: WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT PUTS IN BULLET BILL BOUNCING... *Splat*
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Postby C S » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:59 am

Jake: ....Oh my gawd you just shot me in the head
Adam: OH GOD WHAT THE SH*T WHAT THE F*CKING SH*T ON A F*CKING SANDWHICH WITH A*S ON IT
Jake: Awright. Thats it Im gonna take you with m-
BANG
Jake:....You shot me AGAI- WHAT THE F*CK! MY SYMBIOTE IS LEAVING! YOU UNFAITHFUL BITC- X-X
Adam: Oh sweet Jesus... What the hell was that-*searches Jake* ....DAMN YOU BUM! I KILLED A TEENAGE BUM! D:
*A thump is heard from behind*
SpeedFreak:...OH MY GAWD! YOU KILLED JAKEY! YOU BA*TARD
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