by TyrannoTitan » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:17 am
CS is full of sh*t, SIRPG is as dead as POTC was for almost a year, and you, KP, as an admin should fricken know this is a topic for JUST RPG SCENES, not DISCUSSIONS.
This is basically WRPG in a nutshell...
Demonkit/paw/talon/eye/heart/thorax: *Is next to Foggy* I LOVE YOU ^_^
Foggy: I'M A WARRIOR! *Bird flys past* F*CK THE CLAN, F*CK MY PARENTS, I NEED TO GO FIND SOMETHING SHARP *Runs away*
*Generic Cat #287 strides past Demonkit/paw/talon/eye/heart/thorax*
Demon *Insert long name here*: *Face goes dark* DEATH DESTRUCTION SFIJKGKJSG!!
Generic Cat: ....K.
Generic Cat #3857: NOOOO! YOU MUST NOT ANGER THE DEPRESSED KITTY!
Generic Cat: ...No.
*Tigerclaw gets ahold of Demon*Long name* and evil deeds ensure, only to have some random StarClan cat convince her to be good, then Tigerclaw kills her, then his *** is forwarded to HELLCLAN!!*
Firey: *Shakes walking stick at apprentices* DARN KIDS GET OFF MAH LAWN!
Bloodspill: *Is using walker to stand, talking to kits*
*Ninja Cat rolls into camp, making poses*
*Walker turns into Rocket Launcher as Bloodspill flys over and punches the cat's head off*
*Skin turns wrinkley and walker reappears*
*Firestar walks out*
Firestar: HEY, CAT, YOU CAN'T BE DEALIN WITH DEM RIVERCLAN TOMS, THEY IS NOTHIN BUT BAD STUFF!
*Cats grumbles angrily and walks away*
Firestar: *Ping* I WANT KITS *Walks over to side of den, pulling out a pencil as she erases part of the Clan Code* <.< >.>
Smokestorm: *POP* REPORTING FOR DUTY FIRESTAR!
Firestar: DEN. NOW.
*Moving on*
Darkspot: That butterfly just flapped its wings in a rhythmic pattern to rise into the air to move to another location to maintain homeostasis.
Coldeyes: *Is staring at Darkspot with a paw on his forehead*
*ELSEWHERE*
Wraith: I WUV YOU SHADELIGHT
Shadelight: I WUV YOU TWO
*Disturbingly long descriptive post about them snuggling*
Ninja Cat #86: *Rolls into clearing and waves paws at Wraith*
Wraith: Why do you fight, Ninja Cat? Is it because you don't have a family of your own? Your jealous of me, aren't you? You don't understand how I love Shadelight and the many kits we rarely mention. You should stop your violent ways, then maybe join a clan and learn about honor, and morals, and living to help others in general. Maybe find a mate, learn to love as well. Then you may not be so ready to fight. You know, I'm so sick of cats like you barging into my home, and scaring my lovely mate to death. I have kits here, you know. I hate you. I will own your face you family-less f*ck. Thats right, you have no one, none at all. That means no one loves you. You suck. Alot. I made love to your mom. Oh yes, I went there. Now what do you have to say?
Ninja Cat: *Is twitching violently on ground* <.>
Shadelight: *Is staring at butterfly* ^_^
*ELSEWHERE (Again!)*
*Loneclaw is giving a package of cat nip to Firey, who has completely changed from old dude to buff steroid cat*
Firey: <.< >.> Thanks very much for your services...
Random Voice: GET THE BAG!!!
*56 cats tackle Firey, scrambling to get the bag, Coldeyes and Silverstripe included in the rumble*
*Back at ThunderClan camp...*
Thunderheart and Auburnpelt: ^_^ *Are in sealed container, waiting for yet another 5 second appearence every 10 pages*
*********THIS WAS ONLY TO PARODY OFF OF INSTANCES IN WRPG, IT IS NOT MEANT TO INSULT ANYONE. IF YOU TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR IGNORING THIS NOTE*********