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Funny Quotes Topic

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:37 am
by TyrantTR
Kay, this took a while to pull together but it's for comedians, like my self, to poke fun at characters in the RPGs. I chose from the ISS, but others may be attacked soon.

Warning: No offense is ment to the creators of these characters. This topic is ment plainly to poke fun.

I searched through the Profiles to make some of these. Remember, comments AND quotes are welcome, cause we all like to know what people think. :P

"I was raped by my son, whats your problem?"
-Rampage

"I killed 2000 animals in my life time... But I still have a mate. I pwn you."
-Darkness

"I drank Dryo urine. But I'm still not as deranged as some of these guys."
-Diablo

"They call us the lone wolves yet we are a pack... Seriosuly. What the ****?"
-Fatalis

"My mate was a ruthless murderer... but I still love him."
-Steely

"Once I saw a Dryo die... I-I... I you know... AW WHAT THE **** I COULDN'T WATCH!"
-Switchblade

"Darky? Screw him he hasn't gotten booted out of his territory fifty million times."
-Crusher

"Death makes me happy."
-Executioner

"So... My mate died at the hands of my best freind... And you say YOU need a psychatrist?"
-Sandstorm

"My teacher is the most highly paid in the island... I pwn you too."
-Blade

"My father was killed by a ten foot Carnotaur, a bunch of raptors, and an overgron rex. Don't even ask what my problem is..."
-Gigus

"My father owns Isla Sorna... Don't ANYBODY make a lion king reference."
-Hunter

"When I raped my mother... it was all. You know... It just showed me how... How COOOOL I am with the ladies."
-Razor

"I'm the mate of the guy whos father owns the island. I don't apreciate Lion King references either."
-Lightning

"Darkness is just a *****. Dude came in here and killed my family, I just don't see why he did that."
-Hellfire

"I'm a mutant. Why you steppen on my toes? You got a problem with me? Huh? HUH? Didn't think so."
-Softfoot

"I like to roar all night. Does that mean I have to get whiped for it?"
-Greeneye

"I swear. My name is the best out there. Did you know it came form some, er. It was like a cartoon I think."
-Carmeleon

"Me and this rex had like, identical names, you know? It was freaky man. Really."
-Lightning

"Why did I get this name? Traitor? Thats not very nice. Afterall. I didn't rape the other rex. IT raped me."
-Traitor

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:48 am
by Stallordasaurus Rex
"I'm a giant monster with long claws...Don't you dare even try to **** with me"
-Claws

"HOLY **** ITS YOUR MOTHER!"
-Carmeleon

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:11 pm
by Doc 42
LMAO! Brilliant
I love hunter's and Steely's ones

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:35 pm
by Stallordasaurus Rex
Traitor didn't get raped! :P

Nice ones with my chars lol

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:40 pm
by The Kingpin
@ TTR: i literally LOL'd when i read those. brilliant! the Lone Wolf bit is a bit off though :P . they only group up pack style when they need too. otherwise, they're scattered. otherwise everything's hilarious

@ Stallo: didn't get the one about Carmeleon, and the one about Claws wasn't funny...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:43 pm
by Stallordasaurus Rex
I know it wasn't :P

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:47 pm
by Hopeflower
"I got killed by a monster nicknamed NOODLE. How crazy is that?"
-Goldfang

(That one might be funny only to me...dunno)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:49 pm
by Stallordasaurus Rex
I don't get it

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:55 pm
by The Kingpin
Stallo: if you know it wasn't, and this topic is called FUNNY quotes, you have practically made a spam post. think about relevence before actually posting...

@ HF: LOL! yeah...the Executioner's name was a way to lighten up. he's a crazy monster dino that laughs maniacly everytime he kills a nooby character...i thought why not finish the funny image by calling him Noodle as a nickname XD

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:14 pm
by C S
"Share a body and mind..why the **** is is the 9th head such a crack head?!"-Hydras


"I feel pretty...so very pretty, witty and gitty and..........DAMMIT!! DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!?"-Josh the werepyer in a future post.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:32 pm
by Stallordasaurus Rex
"Aren't I beautful? You know you want me" Vexanor in a human form, flirting with a man. (So she can eat him of course...)

Please re-read the topic title

PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:28 pm
by C S
"I got a girl friend and you don't! Yea, great, good for you, ill never match up...oh yea...IM DEAD MORON!!!"- Snowclaw and Loneclaw

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:00 pm
by Shadow
"I've travelled ALL over the island....and you ask me where I've been?"
-RazorEdge

"Sheesh. I had to run god knows how far just to ask a question!!! How stupid is that?!"
-Blizzard

"Ya, my brothers an a*shole."
-Doom

"He nearly scared the life out of me! All he had to do was ask!"
-Emerald

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:07 pm
by C S
Snowclaw "I still have a girl friend!"
Loneclaw *Mumbles* "Didn't she get raped?"
Snowclaw: :shock:

"I have no funtion in my left eye....GIMME A PIRATE HAT AND EYE PATCH AND IM READY FOR THE POTC RPG!"-Jagged Eye

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:14 pm
by Shadow
"Who have I met? Well let's see....Crusher, Greeneye, Scarback, Doom, Blizzard, Emerald, Blade, RawHide, SharpClaw, Redeye, OrangeSail, Steeltalon, Silver and Darkness......I think that's all of them."-RazorEdge


"RUN!!!! THERE'S A REX COMING, MORON!!!!"-Doom.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:44 pm
by C S
"LEAVE ME THE &*%^ ALONE *&#$@ !!"- Aircrest

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:18 am
by Hopeflower
"I used to be a kittypet, but compared to some of the warriors in the other Clans...I'm vicious!" -Fireflower

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:10 am
by dinoman666
"Yeah... I like someone from another Clan... What? You wanna fight about it?" -Snowtail

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:12 am
by C S
Seatopians: We come in peace, take us to your leader!
Vortika *after shooting the Seatopians* We... dont

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:13 am
by Raptor Llama
Compy Scavenger wrote:Seatopians: We come in peace, take us to your leader!
Vortika *after shooting the Seatopians* We... dont


Yea, that was pretty funny... But Megalon didn't like that...